I know that he likes Justin Bieber
I know that he hates One Direction
I know that he likes Fun Lovin' Criminals
I know that he hates Lady Antebellum
At home he's a purist
At home he's a purist
At home he's a purist
At home he's a purist
He builds himself neurogenic
He grinds his teeth together

Police they say
'Theres a man over there'
'He makes his profit'
But he ain't Adam Duritz
Nor is he Neil Young or Bono

I know that he loves Living Colour
I know that he hates One Direction
I know that he likes Faith No More
I know that he hates Blur or Oasis
I know that I'm a purist
I know that I'm a purist
I know that I'm a purist
I know that I'm a purist
I know that I'm a purist
A thing with a political agenda
I know that he's a purist

Back to the indie disco
He plays 'Round Here'
We're making a reference
Don't masturbate in front of people
Back at the old school disco
He plays 'Tonight Tonight'
I know he grinds his teeth together
He isn't Jeff Buckley
Nor is he Bruce Springsteen
Neither is he Alan Sherman

6 things for words
(Can't do both, can't do both, can't do it)
3 things for mill
(To me to you, to you to me, to me to you)
8 things for me
(Six feet under, six feet under, six feet inch)
The end is the beginning is the end
(I have you blocked from your Facebook)