I've been workin' these yards so long
Fixin' up lawns gone wrong
Takin' weedy whacks at the crabgrass in cracks of driveways
Where muscle's the name of the game
A real dirty job, but the money's good, can't complain
I'm spreadin' loads of fertilizin'
That I haul in my Horizon
And I gotta' be where the birds are crappin' on me

I'm a Limestone Cowboy
Plantin' grass and flowers for the high class with a lotta' dough
I'm a Limestone Cowboy
Snappin' hand hedge trimmers, while the boss gets to ride and mow
Then, layin' out a walk of flagstone

Run the sprinklers when it don't rain
On my ankle I got a sprain
But, the owners wife eases the pain, dressed in her bikini
Makes me dream what I'd like to do
If my name was Francois, and I had me a million or two
There'd be no loads of fertilizin'
Cadillacs, no old Horizon
But, I gotta' be where the birds are crappin' on me

Just a Limestone Cowboy
Plantin' grass and flowers for the high class with a lotta' dough
Just a Limestone Cowboy
Snappin' hand hedge trimmers, while the boss gets to ride and mow
Then, layin' out a walk of flagstone

FADE

I'm a Limestone Cowboy
Plantin' grass and flowers for the high class with a lotta' dough