I can see him slinkin down, low as he can get
He's our 10 pound dog, he's our precious pet
Buddy, you better take care
If I find you've been stealin our underwear
Buddy, you better take care
If I find you've been stealin our underwear

Sometimes he gets a notion in his little head
That he's gotta rip somethin' off the bed
Sometimes he goes on a tear
And he always goes for the underwear
Sometimes he goes on a tear
And he always goes for the underwear

I can picture every place that he'll lay them down
By the couch some briefs, by the plant, a gown
You know that he's gonna win
Cause he's spoiled, we love him, and we just grin
You know that he's gonna win
Cause he's spoiled we love him and we just grin

I can see him lookin guilty, it's a curious scene
But we love him so much we never get mean
Buddy you better take care
If I find you been stealin our underwear
Buddy you better take care
If I find you've been stealin our underwear