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Song Parodies -> "FCC"
Original Song Title:
"ABC"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jackson 5
Parody Song Title:
"FCC"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
I'm getting tired of the freaking FCC... So like Family Guy I made a song about it. (Oh and another Epic 40 bites the dust!)
Fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck?
[Shakes finger]
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!!!
You must watch what you say boy
It’s fornication, not a whore
You must use your Pee-pee or your Dingaling
And lock out that penis of yours
(No, no, no)
We’re gonna tell you
(Tell you, tell you)
Words you can use, yeah!
What you can use
Can’t be Bobby Brown indiscreet
Because of our new government policy…
FCC
Bans what you hear and see
Starts with Janet Jackson’s teat
FCC
Makes blurry body parts of she
Yup!
FCC
Keeps it more family
No longer watch nudity
FCC
They must clean all of your TVs
Yeah!
(Come on let me see just one of J-Lo’s tits)
Nope, We’re gonna blur-up every part of it
On VHS and DVD not gonna be devout
Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!
Until they ban it that’s your only route
Rapping with swearing
They’re sick of it
Every cuss word you will hear a bleep
“We should really get together and go *bleep*-in’ *bleep* girl!”
Let’s you fill in the blank, you see
Snoo-Snoo-Snoop Dogg’s music’s no use
(No use, no use)
R2D2’s way
(R2D2’s way)
George Carlin too (Skit it’s screwed)
Those “7 Words On TV” are bleeped out by you!
Oh
FCC
It’s gone if they all decree
(That new Dr. Dre CD)
FCC
S.O.B.
“Money” by Pink Floyd’s banned!*
(Chorus in the background)
FCC
They’re sleazy without all the sleaze
Blurred the yahoo of Britney
Paris Hilton’s porn movie
They banned viewing her lime green
Unless you want it PPV
FCC
So screwy!
(Ya!)
Shut up girl!
I still must teach you!
See!
Cable Shows!
There’s not much that they can do!
Watch it, “South Park”, baby
It’s on now!
“Family Guy” too baby
(Oh yeah!)
Adult shows on today
Yuh!
That’s the key
Cleaning
(Ooo, ooo)
FCC
Baby
(Yeah, yeah)
Programming
Family
Now!
Keep your freaking shirt on please!
FCC’s
Uneasy
When Springer fans yell “Jerry!”
And there’s a topless fat lady
You’d be queasy, so thank me
“Me sanitizing makes my mama proud!”
Come on, come on, come on
Let me tell you what is still allowed
FCC’s
Not greedy
(Although you may disagree)
We’re sweet as candy and puppies
Stuff that’s cheesy you can see
(You are sure to see a black bar if you’re well endowed)
Whip it out (Hide it) No! (Hide it!) No! (Hide it!)
FCC’s
Appealing
To your prude and old granny
We can’t shock the poor kiddies!
[Shakes finger]
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!!!
You must watch what you say boy
It’s fornication, not a whore
You must use your Pee-pee or your Dingaling
And lock out that penis of yours
(No, no, no)
We’re gonna tell you
(Tell you, tell you)
Words you can use, yeah!
What you can use
Can’t be Bobby Brown indiscreet
Because of our new government policy…
FCC
Bans what you hear and see
Starts with Janet Jackson’s teat
FCC
Makes blurry body parts of she
Yup!
FCC
Keeps it more family
No longer watch nudity
FCC
They must clean all of your TVs
Yeah!
(Come on let me see just one of J-Lo’s tits)
Nope, We’re gonna blur-up every part of it
On VHS and DVD not gonna be devout
Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!
Until they ban it that’s your only route
Rapping with swearing
They’re sick of it
Every cuss word you will hear a bleep
“We should really get together and go *bleep*-in’ *bleep* girl!”
Let’s you fill in the blank, you see
Snoo-Snoo-Snoop Dogg’s music’s no use
(No use, no use)
R2D2’s way
(R2D2’s way)
George Carlin too (Skit it’s screwed)
Those “7 Words On TV” are bleeped out by you!
Oh
FCC
It’s gone if they all decree
(That new Dr. Dre CD)
FCC
S.O.B.
“Money” by Pink Floyd’s banned!*
(Chorus in the background)
FCC
They’re sleazy without all the sleaze
Blurred the yahoo of Britney
Paris Hilton’s porn movie
They banned viewing her lime green
Unless you want it PPV
FCC
So screwy!
(Ya!)
Shut up girl!
I still must teach you!
See!
Cable Shows!
There’s not much that they can do!
Watch it, “South Park”, baby
It’s on now!
“Family Guy” too baby
(Oh yeah!)
Adult shows on today
Yuh!
That’s the key
Cleaning
(Ooo, ooo)
FCC
Baby
(Yeah, yeah)
Programming
Family
Now!
Keep your freaking shirt on please!
FCC’s
Uneasy
When Springer fans yell “Jerry!”
And there’s a topless fat lady
You’d be queasy, so thank me
“Me sanitizing makes my mama proud!”
Come on, come on, come on
Let me tell you what is still allowed
FCC’s
Not greedy
(Although you may disagree)
We’re sweet as candy and puppies
Stuff that’s cheesy you can see
(You are sure to see a black bar if you’re well endowed)
Whip it out (Hide it) No! (Hide it!) No! (Hide it!)
FCC’s
Appealing
To your prude and old granny
We can’t shock the poor kiddies!
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Started reminding me of "It's Easy, Mmmkay" from the South Park movie (no small coincidence). FOX is refusing to pay the fines they are getting levied for a crappy reality TV show that featured strippers at a bachelorette party, while ABC is getting slapped for a 5-YEAR OLD episode of "NYPD Blue" that featured a nude woman briefly stepping out of a shower. (Keep in mind,,,nobody gets fined by the FCC unless somebody complains about it loudly enough. F the FCC) 5-errs.
Fine job on an OS that should be banned as obscenely awful.
Loved,loved it! The Family Guy ep mentioned might be my fav and this was hilarious, if they ever did a part 2 of it, they should contact you to use this.
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Matt - When it comes to the topless fat lady on Springer I thank the FCC. TMI for the eye for me. Must say this is interesting. Pretty funny too.
Well, you know my opinion as I was your editor on this one. . .5s
(SOTM) Okay
I had to listen to this three times! So you owe me Mathias! lol
I kept getting lost but i stuck with it and it works out well. Some naughty lines "Can’t be Bobby Brown indiscreet" You did a good job on a difficult song.
FCC = lame
I'm old enough to remember the PMRC in the 80s, they reached over here too, but they failed then and the FCC will fail now, for the same reasons + there's the internet now, the line is impossible to draw and as George Carlin points out (I'm impressed that you tossed in a reference to his famous monologue BTW) it's even more ridiculous to have it drawn in the first place.
Matt - I connot express to you the total feeling of stupidity i feel for my unwarranted verbal attack upon you and the good writers on the comp boards in general. It was totally uncalled for and if you chose to ignore me from here on out until forever I understand. It wasn't even you personaly that I went after. I just got a moment of stupidity and you happened to be the one who was at the place where I decided to do this and for the honest to God truth I really don't know for sure why I was in such an ugly mood and what made me do this. Some personal things were really bothring me and my aggression was totally misguided. You have always been most courtious on the boards and I had no write to make that comment. Sorry desn't cut it I know but with time I wll need to show everyone that I can act civil. I am not asking for forgiveness because I deserve none. Just let me prove through time that this was a one time shot and it will never happen again. I thnk everyone does stupid things from time to time and I guess it was my turn. There are some other people on the boards which had me really ticked through some emails I received but they were not part of the comps folks. I promised confidentiality to the one who really got under my skin so I guess I just lashed out without thinking. And it was no one that made any comments about the comp boards pro or con. These people will know who I am talking about and I want to put their minds to ease that this was all my own doing. Please acept my sincerest apology. I feel terrible about it and I acted very chldish. I know I'm very outspoken but I believe that this is the first that I have ever lashed out without cause. You folks should be the last people I lash out as we, whether we like it or not have a common thread and that is parody..I wish you the very best, Matt.
Geroge Carlin would be proud!
(SOTM) First to comment, it stll f***ing stands. :)
Excellent skewering of a target that richly deserved it. Today I heard "Man In The Box", and "sh*t" was replaced with "spit". At least the retarded vocal edit sounded close enough to Layne's voice, though it was still highly annoying. "Outshined" by Soundgarden has a whole verse cut from it, even though Chris sings "where the dogs are shedding" and nothing profane. "Aenima"? Forget it.
(SOTM-Mar08) Already read and commented. I really wished the FCC would have stopped me when I needed it.
I was glad to see the Carlin nod as well. Great job Matty.
I'd forgotten how much I dislike the OS.. but even though I agree with the thesis and thought it was technically a good write, I didn't find it exactly funny. But then, maybe that's the way of rants..
See above!
(SOTM) I still think the silliest moment in censorship is in Wheatus' 'Teenage Dirtbag' where it blanks 'gun', but not 'dick'. Makes no sense! Oh, and awesome job, 555 blah blah blah.
SOTM- Grrrr... I hate the FCC. But I do love that you mentioned R2-D2. Now there's a droid that can always censor himself. Very good work, Matty.
SOTM - A little Ode to Tipper Gore perhaps?
A very tough OS, of course you have taken on a lot of them of late. I agree with the sentiment, although reading straight through on a comedy end it's decent--but not pulling the punches, but still you know I liked this one, next month is a stronger month for you I predict.
that's how easy love can be.
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