-> "Cdc (center For Control And Diseases)"
Original Song Title:
"Abc"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cdc (center For Control And Diseases)"
The Lyrics
(Sneezing uncontrollably)
didnt go to school today
i have cancer,didnt know that before
like my big sores and ADHD
and why i just cant be cured
now now kids im gonna teach you
dont make a bad choice
its about health dear
very good health
witch i dont have in my life
all i get to do is contact one place
CDC
is trying to
cure me
cant walk or sing
do re mi
CDC im going crazy mentally
CDC
stuck in this
hospital
im getting
shots today
CDC
123
god please kill me
come on im recovering from birth defects
come on im recovering from hepatitis
im going to teach all my problems now
come on(3)
let me show you a thing that'll creep you out
arthritis, stroke and autism
and dyslexic for a learning bleed
and alone im fat, obesity flares girl
no education with herpes
t t teachers always warned you
warned you warned you
no sex for you today
but i didnt listen
dont become blue
always puke
listen to me baby or youll have to go through, the
repeat chorus
sit down girl
just don't turn blue
dont
get a cold
show me your well being
stay clean stay clean baby come on now
shake that tapeworm out your intestines
stay clean stay clean baby uh huh
CDC says dont get a
disease baby nah nah
no rabies baby not
even skynet could repair me
CDC
CDC there saying
stay drug free
cause you know it tortured me
and cracked me financially
dont be a pretentious SOB
or youll die from a STD
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