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Song Parodies -> "Elon's Song"

Original Song Title:

"Herod's Song"

Parody Song Title:

"Elon's Song"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Musk looks like he might have shown his hand.. he's aiming for government by Tweet, with him as the main player and Trump just needs to tag along for the ride
Donald, I was overjoyed
To help you win the race
And you know, without that help
You'd have been second place

But I'm the richest
So it's time I led
You can be President in name
But I'll be the real head

Now it's time for the Musk
I'll be President Musk
It's my will that gets enforced
You? Just stay on your golf course
That's all you need do
Play one more round or two
I'll be King of the U
..SA

Donald, you will not believe
The shit they think 'round here
You are all they talk about
Newsweek's "Man of the year"
But run the country?
That I can't allow
You have shown the whole damn world
You really don't know how

So I will be Musk
I'll be President Musk
I can't *officially* be that man:
I wasn't born American
But I knew if you'd win
Then the cash would roll in
I'll be King of the U
..SA

I only want the power of being President
And you get to stay out of jail
And put off your descent
I am lurking, spreading like disease
You'll be my figurehead, and I
Will be your eminence grise

So I will be Musk
I'll be President Musk
Why'm I doing this for real?
Just to piss off Peter Thiel
Because he really wants
His protégé JD Vance
To be King of the U
..SA

Tremble before Elon Musk
The new President Musk
You're a joke, you can't run shit
You're a nothing, dumb halfwit
I've got the brain
And I reckon I'm sane
I'll be the king of the
Yes, I'll be king of the
Oh, god.. I'll be king of the U...S...A

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Ortho Otto - December 20, 2024 - Report this comment
Musk is an anagram of skum.
Agrimorfee - December 20, 2024 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil, you done good.
Zen Adam B. - December 20, 2024 - Report this comment
leon moskow is gonna make dementia conald skunk his beach. ;-p
MAGA - December 20, 2024 - Report this comment
Go back to your fellow baby-butchering child-molesting pedofaggotranny-pandering Soros-rimming free-speech-hating far-left fascists on Bluesky, Britcunt loser.
Phil Alexander (the real one) - December 21, 2024 - Report this comment
@MAGA - can I suggest therapy? You obviously have issues.

@"Reality" - you wouldn't recognise reality if it were buggering you with a pineapple. Copy/pasting screeds you haven't fully read and definitely haven't understood because you might have realised just how much nonsensical tosh you have posted.

@Ag :-)

@ZAB ...er, yup??

@Otto - and Elon is an anagram of "lone", but not convinced of the significance :-)

...and to the guy pretending to be me: why?
Zen Adam B. - December 21, 2024 - Report this comment
I'm retarded.

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