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Song Parodies -> "I'll Have To Reelect You In A Song"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jim Croce
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Have To Reelect You In A Song"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Sometimes a liberal's gotta do what a liberal's gotta do.
Well, I know it's kinda late--
I didn't mean to scare ya.
I bribed the guards a hundred G's--
I thought you'd understand.
Constitution's pretty clear, but
The founders got it wrong--
So I'll have to reelect you in a song.
Well, I hacked the NSA
Just to get my clearance--
And Michelle said, "Be quick, okay?
And don't tell Hill or Bill!"
Sasha and Malia helped me,
I bought them each iPhones--
So that I could reelect you in a song.
(Sensitive guitar interlude)
All my right wing pro-life friends
Say my candidates suck dong,
So I'll have to reelect you in a song.
It's a tragic twist of fate--
Can't even nominate ya!
But before they cuff and drag me away,
Know I'm your biggest fan--
Let's take selfies here in bed and
I'll prove my friends all wrong--
'Cuz I got to reelect you in a song.
I didn't mean to scare ya.
I bribed the guards a hundred G's--
I thought you'd understand.
Constitution's pretty clear, but
The founders got it wrong--
So I'll have to reelect you in a song.
Well, I hacked the NSA
Just to get my clearance--
And Michelle said, "Be quick, okay?
And don't tell Hill or Bill!"
Sasha and Malia helped me,
I bought them each iPhones--
So that I could reelect you in a song.
(Sensitive guitar interlude)
All my right wing pro-life friends
Say my candidates suck dong,
So I'll have to reelect you in a song.
It's a tragic twist of fate--
Can't even nominate ya!
But before they cuff and drag me away,
Know I'm your biggest fan--
Let's take selfies here in bed and
I'll prove my friends all wrong--
'Cuz I got to reelect you in a song.
©Bob "Did You Know An Anagram Of Barack Obama Is 'A.M.A., Back A Bro'?" Gomez 2015
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Bob, I should vote you down just for being such a tease. You know he'd win if he could run again! Perfect pacing and very entertaining; a lament most apropos to the times.
FEEL THE BERN!!!
Thanks, Chris, I appreciate your comment. Of course, the narrator in this case fails to understand that the founders had nothing to do with term limiting the President. That was the 22nd Amendment. And Revolution, I'm feeling ya, but in this case I think The Bern might actually be the One's Guy. Peace out, Merry Christmas to One's and all.
Nope, Bobby, the Ones Guy already struck before I posted. Sanders gave you a 555! Damn O'Malley supporter!!!
Thanks for daring to be innovative- 5s!
funny one
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