On Earth they have losers.
Boiling Isles has chumps.
The Demon Realm has The King of Demons.
He's a cute lil' son of a gun.
Yeah, he's small and mean but he's also fun!
And he's smaller than Adegast!
And when the witches all get together at night.
You know Eda just calls him a pipsqueak just because.
And they say...

You don't tug on Principal's yoke!
You don't go insulting Luz!
You don't lay a curse on that old Owl Lady!
And you don't mess around with King!

Well outta the weird human world came a human girl.
She said "I'm gonna be a witch like you!"
I am a fantasy girl!
My name's Luz Noceda!
But at home I'm nobody!
Yeah I'm lookin' for The King of The Demon Realm!
He livin' with that ol' Eda Clawthorne!
Last week she got caught by Lilith!
And it may sound scary!
But we came to get The Owl Lady back!
And everybody say "Lilith don't you know?"

You don't tug on Principal's yoke!
You don't go insulting Luz!
You don't lay a curse on that old Owl Lady!
And you don't mess around with King!

Well a hush fell over The Owl House!
Amity came boppin' in from Hexside!
And when their Grugdby team won!
The only part that wasn't bloody
was the soles of Amity's feet!
Boscha got cut in bout a hundred places!
And she got shot in a couple more!
And you better believe
King told a different kind of story!
When Boscha hit the floor now they say...

You don't tug on Principal's yoke!
You don't go insulting Luz!
You don't lay a curse on that old Owl Lady!
And you don't mess around with King!

Yeah, Big King got his skull.
Don't you call him dull.
There's a lot of things he believes are fun.
Even if you think he's cute he can cut you a new one.

You don't tug on Principal's yoke!
You don't go insulting Luz!
You don't lay a curse on that old Owl Lady!
And you don't mess around with King!