I applied for the job of my dreams
It's all I hoped it would be.
Four Day Workweeks; paid vacations
Work from home in my new "BVD's".

But there always seems to be a new
"Wrinkle" in the "Fabric of My Life"
I have to pass "Urinalysis!"
To end employment strife.

If I could avoid peeing in a bottle
The first thing I'd like to find
Is someone to provide a "Clean" urine sample
To replace the "Hot One" that's mine!

I'm forced to pee in a bottle
My girlfriend said, "No Dice" and "Chill!"
Looks like she doesn't love me no more,
Well, maybe her sister will?

My parents just issued an ultimatum,
Making their latest demands.
Pack Up my "X-Box" and move out of their basement,
Blowing my 'Freeloading" plans!

But there always seems to be another
"Obstacle" for me to throttle!
"Homeless" at the age of "Forty",
"Karma in a Bottle!"