-> "Master Baiter"
Original Song Title:
"Operator"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Master Baiter"
The Lyrics
Master baiter
Would you help me bait my pole?
Like the wiggler on my fishhook, ain't penetrated.
Marinate some filet,
Why's my pole all bent that way?
The lure that's on my line, well, needs master baited.
Isn't that fish smell there on your clothes?
So let's just skin the cat,
You can bait with your finger if you don't mind it,
I do recall with some gel on the line cast real slow,
Will over-come the roe.
You'll learn to take the smell,
Smell the fish. my word, have to rinse some tails.
Bait the shrimp once you peel,
It smells lots the way like krill.
Master baiter
Oh, this worm looks awful small,
Seems to wanna slumber or is it maybe;
Something 'bout its size,
Would the right lure make it prime?
A sinker for my rod's what I needin' lately.
Isn't that fish smell there on your clothes?
So let's just skin the cat,
You can bait with your finger if you don't mind it,
I do recall with some gel on the line cast real slow,
Will help bait your minnow.
You'll learn to take the smell,
Smell the fish. my word, have to rinse some tails.
Bait the shrimp once you peel,
It smells lots the way like krill.
Master baiter,
Where can I get a blow up trawl?
My old one there is so big it just lets the stock through.
Baited one more time,
Too much baitin' make ya blind.
My reel's all in a bind.
Isn't that fish smell there on your clothes?
So let's just skin the cat,
You can bait with your finger if you don't mind it,
I do recall with some gel on the line cast real slow,
Will over-come the roe.
You'll learn to take the smell,
Smell the fish. my word, have to rinse some tails.
Bait the shrimp once you peel,
It smells lots the way like krill.
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