Carbo hater,
I need some help get my butt small,
So, as I stumble through my cook book, I'm so dissuaded.
Soon come the holidays,
Can't repress those carbs away,
A guy be sad, he don't do well, his carbs negated.

Just yesterday I lay'way some clothes,
I've got to get un-fat.
Take off some back bumper, I wouldn't mind it,
Got ass to haul, so no carbs on I dine, even though,
This diet really blow.
I cook a steak out, hell
My side dish is herbs, I can't convince myself,
That one po-ta-to peel,
Should mean such a great big deal.

Carbo hater,
Does a carb have mass at all?
A salad cucumber with beans of navy;
Does this help my size?
Don't know I'm crappin' all the time,
I'm missin' food I love, want my rice and gravy.

Isn't what they say all diets blow?
Let's forfeit no fat,
Don't give me no tuber, I must decline it,
But fat eat all, go ahead it is fine, sense makes no.
Atkins tells you so.
Can't learn to take their sell.
Any dish my word, I can't convince myself,
Fat has any appeal.
That's not how I take my meals.

Carbo hater,
I'm forgetin' 'bout this all.
No carb fare's not really wantin' to cop to.
Thank you for the dine,
It all go to my behind,
I just changed my mind.

Just yesterday I lay'way some clothes,
I've got to get un-fat.
Take off some back bumper, I wouldn't mind it,
Got ass to haul, so no carbs on I dine, even though,
This diet really blow.
I cook a steak out, hell
My side dish is herbs, I can't convince myself,
That one po-ta-to peel,
Should mean such a great big deal.