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Song Parodies -> "Everything I Know About You Is All Wrong"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jim Croce
Parody Song Title:
"Everything I Know About You Is All Wrong"
Parody Written by:
Arwen
The Lyrics
When we met for this blind date
I thought that I could take you
But now I'm countin' things I hate
So here's a reprimand
Gonna be the one to tell you
Your nose hairs are too long
Everything I know about you is all wrong
Well, your voice has quite a range
And everyone could hear you
I'm embarrassed of things you say
You called my mom a man
Everyone in town can smell you
Your body odor's strong
Everything I know about you is all wrong
Every time you moved all night
I could see your sequined thong
Everything I know about you is all wrong
So, you're not my ideal mate
The news, it shouldn't shake you
Should've clued you in when I ran away
You're more than I can stand
Even though I tripped and fell you
Had better run along
Everything I know about you is all wrong
I thought that I could take you
But now I'm countin' things I hate
So here's a reprimand
Gonna be the one to tell you
Your nose hairs are too long
Everything I know about you is all wrong
Well, your voice has quite a range
And everyone could hear you
I'm embarrassed of things you say
You called my mom a man
Everyone in town can smell you
Your body odor's strong
Everything I know about you is all wrong
Every time you moved all night
I could see your sequined thong
Everything I know about you is all wrong
So, you're not my ideal mate
The news, it shouldn't shake you
Should've clued you in when I ran away
You're more than I can stand
Even though I tripped and fell you
Had better run along
Everything I know about you is all wrong
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Arwen.......nice to see another parody from you!! Seems like it's been a while. Anyway I think this one's great! So I vote 5-5-5 on it. Hope you're not doing too badly. Have a nice day! =)
so, you didn't like my sequined thong, eh ? (sigh)...5s
Some very funny lines in here. 5s
I'm left wondering where the good reasons for running away were. I mean at least you could say, "your bum knee is no reason to act like an @ss" or "something in your teeth is smiling at me" I did chuckle at some of the lines so you still get 5's.
"She's a man, baby!" -Austin Powers =) That made me laugh, and lots of other chuckles.
DRTOS well enough to vote but talk of Mr. Wrong!
Everything about this parody is alright....solid writing..
Picky, picky, picky...
Well, excuuuuuuuuse me! (With apologies to Steve Martin.)
Serafina...you're right...I've not submitted a lot this month...not sure why. It's always great to get such kind comments when I do get my creative butt in gear, though...=) Thanks!
alvin...I'm not going to lie...I prefer the leopard print one...I've told you that before...; ) Thanks!
John...thanks a bunch!
Tim...I never make fun of bum knees...I've got two of my own...(all that falling you know...=)...) Thanks!
Jeff...hee! Glad to know that my little piece could bring to mind the comic genius of Austin Powers...=) Thanks!!
Red Ant...yeah, just when I've convinced myself that I've met the whole "Wrong" family tree...another Mr. Wrong comes along...*sigh*
AFW...thank you very much!
Rex...I'm nothing if not a non-settler...=) Thanks!
Mr. Pacholek...don't be ridiculous, this isn't about you. You trim your nose hairs, right?
alvin...I'm not going to lie...I prefer the leopard print one...I've told you that before...; ) Thanks!
John...thanks a bunch!
Tim...I never make fun of bum knees...I've got two of my own...(all that falling you know...=)...) Thanks!
Jeff...hee! Glad to know that my little piece could bring to mind the comic genius of Austin Powers...=) Thanks!!
Red Ant...yeah, just when I've convinced myself that I've met the whole "Wrong" family tree...another Mr. Wrong comes along...*sigh*
AFW...thank you very much!
Rex...I'm nothing if not a non-settler...=) Thanks!
Mr. Pacholek...don't be ridiculous, this isn't about you. You trim your nose hairs, right?
I know what ya mean... even if you don't submit a lot, I'm always happy to read the older stuff. :) I've been kinda busy the past month, too; taking a two-week vacation the first part of the month and returning to work on the 11th; turning 30 on the 16th (and I had a wonderful birthday); and generally being busy the rest of the month, so I hadn't had a whole lotta time to visit this site.
Constantly. Wait, when I put it that way, it doesn't help me, does it?
Hee...=)
Hey what's wrong with sequined thongs? Zee Meestress has an entire collection. Terrific job.
Holy cow...you know Mistress Leola??? Talk about some guys having all the luck. Oh, the things I could learn from that lady...
Thanks...=)
Thanks...=)
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