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Song Parodies -> "Wine From The Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Time In A Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Wine From The Bottle"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

when i...guzzle wine...from the bottle
and first thing each morning, i do
i must say..it sure makes
my sobriety drift far away
as i spend the day, stewed

if i...could make wine...last forever
i know that i'd never be blue
can't save...what i crave
what i treasure, i always upend
till it spent and all used

and there never seems to be enough wine
you start to think...you hid a few
you ain't found 'em
you look around, but you should know
that you're the one...who let it flow
you downed 'em

though, wine...in a box...is delicious
its something that i'd...never do
that box looks so silly
but glass is all shimmery
and soon, i will be lit up too

and there never seems to be enough wine
you start to think...you hid a few
you ain't found 'em
you look around, but you should know
that you're the one...who let it flow
you downed 'em

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Arwen - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Great OS, perfect pacing, and hilarious lyrics, Alvin! 5s!
AFW - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
This is top shelf, very tasty....
Rex - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Life is a cabernet, old chum. This is great.
PMS - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
This is truly up to yar!
Johnny D - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
5s and a lovely merlot.

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