Dribblin' on my dress
Cursin' this whole mess
How could I ever have voted for Bush?
It was just a mistake.
A horrible heartbreak.
Not to mention a pain in my tush.

Wastin' oy veh with my gefilte fish
Trying to change my butterfly vote
Some people claim there's a ballot to blame.
But I know it's Jeb Bush's fault.

My vote did a flip flop
Now Bush wants 'em to stop
Recounting the votes so that he can win
I think it's so unfair.
Not to let us all share
In this election's really a sin.

Wastin' oy veh with my gefilte fish
Trying to change my butterfly vote
Some people claim there's a ballot to blame.
Oy, I think
could it be my fault?

I shoulda punched harder
You know that I'm smarter
Than all those redneck town clerks
It was much too confusin'
That's why Gore is losin'
If they don't do a hand count they're mishugginah jerks.

Wastin' oy veh with my gefilte fish
Trying to change my butterfly vote
Some people claim there's a ballot to blame.
And I know, it's my own damn fault.

If they'd only be nicer
And let me vote twice or
Maybe three times or four
I'd make the right push
To end Mr. Bush
I'd pick the right goy, Mr. Gore.
Wastin' oy veh with my gefilte fish
Trying to change my butterfly vote
Some people claim there's a ballot to blame.
And I know, it's my own damn fault.