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Jimmy BuffetWrinkles only go where the smiles have been. (from 'Barefoot Children') Submitted by: Doc Brown
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This morning a friend named Kayla showed me something brand new that she has. What is the difference between Kayla and Jimmy Buffett? 1. Hers is not a Mexican cutie. 2. Chances are she does have a clue as to how hers got there. 3. She probably has better reason to know hers is brand new. Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
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New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Jimmy Washett | What you do to a car before you buff it. | Odie Garfield |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Bahama Fear" | "Brahma Fear" | Bruce Curb |
"Tofu Burger (Far From Paradise)" | "Cheeseburger In Paradise" | SusanG |
"No More Margaritas (Chi-Chi's Shut Down) " | "Margaritaville" | oldtimer |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"20 Margaritas," Big & Rich | "Margaritaville," Jimmy Buffett | |
"What's Your Name?," Lynyrd Skynyrd | "Ellis Dee," Jimmy Buffett | |
"Vacation," The Go-Go's | "Margaritaville," Jimmy Buffett | |
"When Will I Be Loved?," Linda Ronstadt | "Come Monday," Jimmy Buffett | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Margaritaville" | "Joe Palookaville" | CML |
"Margaritaville" | "Retail Azeroth" | papageno |
"Margaritaville" | "Tastin' Okay Again in Alligatorville" | Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran |
"Six String Music" | "Kind Friend Cassie" | Michael T. Mondak |
"Margaritaville" | "Mar-A-Lago Still" | William Little |
"Volcano" | "Tornado" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"Math Suks" | "Ford Suks" | Scott A. Brown |
"Margaritaville" | "Joe and Kamala" | Michael Pacholek |
"Margaritaville" | "Large Corona Kill" | Ana Fana An' O' Pair O' Paro' Pals |
"Come Monday" | "Come Friday" | Darius Whitehead |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Cheeseburger In Paradise | Fuddrucker's | Andrea Huckstep |
Cheeseburger In Paradise | McDonald's | Matt Donnelly |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Cheeseburger In Paradise | Vegan restaurant | Kerry |
Margaritaville | Alcoholics Anonymous | Tatiana |
Math Suks | American Mathematical Society | Bob |
Margaritaville | AA | nightrain express |
Another Saturday Night | Dating Service | roachc420 |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Stranger In Paradise Tony Bennett | Cheeseburger In Paradise Jimmy Buffett | Stranger Cheeseburger In Paradise | Honey Mustard Plaster Of Paris Hilton |
Come Clean Hilary Duff | Come Monday Jimmy Buffett | Come Clean Monday Clean Monday=start of Lent in Eastern Orthodox Ch. | Jessica Junderworth |
I Got You Babe Sonny & Cher | Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw? Jimmy Buffett | I Got You Drunk And Screwed You, Babe Imagine Sonny Bono confronting you with this news! | neptunevsmars |
Macarena Los Del Rio | Margaritaville Jimmy Buffett | Macarenaville A better or worse place to waste away again? | Bridal Shower Curtain Call Waiting Room |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
"Cheeseburger in Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics: Wondering how they said could praise the dead
Original Lyrics: Warm beer and bread they say could raise the dead
| "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics: Stepped on a rocket
Original Lyrics: Stepped on a pop-top
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"Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes"
Misheard Lyrics: These changes in rabbit holes
Original Lyrics: These changes in latitudes
| "Mele Kalikimaka"
Misheard Lyrics: Mele Kalikimaka is the righteous way
Original Lyrics: Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
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"Come Monday"
Misheard Lyrics: California is one big white tan
I just can't wait to see you again Original Lyrics: California has worn me quite thin
I just can't wait to see you again |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Elyssabeth It doesn't make ANY sense but that is what I STILL hear after 49 years😞 |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Margaritaville"
The Funny Lyrics: Don't know the reason, stayed here all season
Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutey How it got here, I haven't a clue Why They're Funny: Simply a gorgeously graphic and insouciant description for having been out of one's head.
Submitted by: John
| "Margaritaville"
The Funny Lyrics: Wasting away again in Margaritaville,
searching for that lost shaker of salt, some people claim that there's a woman to blame but I don't, it's my own damned fault Why They're Funny: LOL! I laugh everytime I hear this lyric.
Submitted by: Celeste
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"Margaritaville"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Wasted away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt Some people claim that there's a woman to blame but I don't. It's my own damned fault. Why They're Nonsensical: Why would you claim to blame a woman for getting wasted?
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Cheeseburger In Paradise"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Why They're Nonsensical: The pickle doesn't have to be "kosher" if eating a cheeseburger with it. A cheeseburger itself is not kosher - Orthodox Jewish People never eat meat and dairy together. Therefore, those who do consume cheeseburgers are not even eating a kosher meal at all; the pickle makes no difference.
Submitted by: David Pratter
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"Bananna Republics"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Sing me some words I can dance to
Or a melody that rhymes Why They're Misrhymed: Words are supposed to rhyme not melodies; we dance to to melodies not words (classic Buffett)
Submitted by: pwaveqrs
| "Boat Drinks"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Now, I know, I should be leavin' this planet
I got a verse and can't rhyme it Why They're Misrhymed: 'A' for honesty.
Submitted by: Dave
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"Let's Get Drunk"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Why don't we get drunk and screw?
Why They're Inappropriate: This explains itsself, huh? It's a love song from a 'different point of view.'
Submitted by: SoulfulSteel
| "Margaritaville"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Nibbling on sponge cake
Why They're Inappropriate: What does Jimmy's diet have to do with getting drunk in Mexico?
Submitted by: oldtimer
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"The Ballad Of Skip Wiley"
The Dated Lyrics: You can shoplift all day at Blockbuster
Why They're Dated: While Blockbuster might have been a common sight in 1995, the popularity of streaming services such as Netflix has since rendered it obsolete
Submitted by: dayna
| "Margaritaville"
The Dated Lyrics: I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop-top Cut my heel had to cruise on back home Why They're Dated: Beer can pull tabs which detach from the can and cut the heels of unwary beachgoers were produced from the early sixties through the mid-seventies. Since then, pull tabs stay attached to the cans.
Submitted by: Cheeseburger in Parodies
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"Door Number Three"
The Lyrics: And I don't want what Jay's got on his table
Or the box Carol Merrill points to on the floor Who They Mention: Jay Stewart, Carol Merrill
Submitted by: Michael T. Mondak
| "Manana"
The Lyrics: And I hope Anita Bryant never ever does one of my songs
Who They Mention: Anita Byrant
Submitted by: Floyd G.
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"Grapefruit Juicy Fruit"
The Lyrics: Grapefruit
A bathin' suit Chew a little Juicy Fruit Wash away the night Product Brand Name: Juicy Fruit gum
Submitted by: Duane Cahill
| "Come Monday"
The Lyrics: I've got my Hush Puppies on
Product Brand Name: Hush Puppies shoes
Submitted by: Candy Welty
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"Delaney Talks to Statues"
Opening Lines: Delaney talks to statues as she dances 'round the pool
Comments: From the 1994 album "Fruitcakes".
Submitted by: Michael T. Mondak
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"Floridays"
The Made Up Words: Floridays
Comments: Appears to mean "Florida Days". The lyrics with that word are as follows: I'm back to livin' Floridays,
Blue skies and ultra-violet rays, Lookin' for better days. Submitted by: Karen Smith
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"Margaritaville"
The Lyrics: Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Why: Searching for shy sauced laker of malt
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
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"Simply Complicated"
The Lyrics: When your grandma calls and books you on the Jerry Springer show
Why: "The Jerry Springer Show"
Submitted by: Michael T. Mondak
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