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Song Parodies -> "Prosecutaville"
Original Song Title:
"Margaritaville"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jimmy Buffett
Parody Song Title:
"Prosecutaville"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
I've got the Tongish Flu again: Recycling old parodies. This one was written in July 1998, and so the last line was "But I must remember that soon I will render a report that helps Newt Gingrich hang on." Clearly, the Starr Report had as much to do with the success of the "Boot Newt" movement as anything else. So I changed it to reflect what the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy was really hoping would happen, Clinton's impeachment and removal. They were half-right: Muh boy Bill won anyway.
Livin' on coffee
'but I'm no softie.
All of my lawyers covered with sweat.
Drummin' my sick string
Because of Bill's fling.
Tempers on my side beginning to boil.
Wasting my time again in Prosecutaville
Searchin' for my next right-wing attack.
Some people claim that Linda Tripp is to blame
But I know... it's Bill Clinton's fault.
I don't know the reason
I've stayed here four seasons
With nothin' to show but this stupid blue dress.
But it's a real beauty
From Monica cutie.
Stand up in court, it will never, I guess.
Wasting my time again in Prosecutaville
Searchin' for my next right-wing attack.
Some people claim Lucianne Goldberg's is to blame
Now I think... it might not be Bill's fault.
(instrumental break)
I blew out my laptop
On Reno the top cop.
Pepperdine said, "Come here, make us your home."
But I must remember
That soon I will render
A report that stops Clinton from hangin' on.
Wasting my time again in Prosecutaville
Searchin' for my next right-wing attack.
Some people claim that, really, Hillary's to blame
But I know... it's my own damn fault.
Yes, and some people claim that, really, Hillary's to blame
But I know... it's my own damn fault.
'but I'm no softie.
All of my lawyers covered with sweat.
Drummin' my sick string
Because of Bill's fling.
Tempers on my side beginning to boil.
Wasting my time again in Prosecutaville
Searchin' for my next right-wing attack.
Some people claim that Linda Tripp is to blame
But I know... it's Bill Clinton's fault.
I don't know the reason
I've stayed here four seasons
With nothin' to show but this stupid blue dress.
But it's a real beauty
From Monica cutie.
Stand up in court, it will never, I guess.
Wasting my time again in Prosecutaville
Searchin' for my next right-wing attack.
Some people claim Lucianne Goldberg's is to blame
Now I think... it might not be Bill's fault.
(instrumental break)
I blew out my laptop
On Reno the top cop.
Pepperdine said, "Come here, make us your home."
But I must remember
That soon I will render
A report that stops Clinton from hangin' on.
Wasting my time again in Prosecutaville
Searchin' for my next right-wing attack.
Some people claim that, really, Hillary's to blame
But I know... it's my own damn fault.
Yes, and some people claim that, really, Hillary's to blame
But I know... it's my own damn fault.
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Good pacing and clever rhymes, Cap'n Pacholek.
Michael, the idea of "right wing conspiracy" is so whacked--but I read, voted on, and am commenting on your parody, and you see just cause I'm not leaning left doesn't mean I can't be a good sport. Regards.
Michael, I too, am voting for your well-written parody, not your political views. And let me just say that it is so much easier to vote on these politically-charged pieces when you finally come to appreciate just how many self-serving GAS BAGS there are in BOTH parties.
An oldie but a goodie.
Had me humming right along... I like the final line best... the raw underbelly of truth is always funny
Good job... although I noticed an irony about this parody that you probably weren't intending.... Jimmy Buffett recently sued a guy that ran a restaurant called Cheeseburger in Paradise. Read on: http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,830,00.html
I can't believe I goofed on the typing: It should be "righ-wing assault" to rhyme with "my own damn fault." Not "attack."
Why can't I type today? I've made three spelling errors just in comments in the last five minutes! (It would've been four if not for Chucky's flood control.)
Probably because you were distracted by always thinking of my beauty...it happens to everyone, Michael...; )
Oh Michael... you are so funny. I love your work. You are amazing. Please vote on my other song "Eating the World". Love ya, From the Princess of Parodies.
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