-> "Former Cheetah Kill"
Original Song Title:
"Margaritaville"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Former Cheetah Kill"
The Lyrics
Verse 1: Nibblin’ on grass roots
My herd’s on the loose
All of this wide plain’s open to graze
Off in the distance
Heard an existence
Smelled a risk that’s the end of my days
Chorus: Eaten as prey I am a former cheetah kill
Singing here from the plains up above
Some beasts have said
That it’s just nature’s food web
But I know I’m what cheetah’s love
Verse 2: My instincts treasoned
In the rain season
My tank was low so I stopped for a bite
And while I was rootin’
Got bit in the booty
Now I’m up here, quenched its appetite
Chorus: Was an entrée I am a former cheetah kill
Playing here with no grass roots to munch
Some beasts say this
It’s survival of fittest
Now I know why I was cheetah lunch
[Instrumental Break] (Played by an band of Former Cheetah Kills)
Verse 3: I dashed and I darted
And once I farted
Broke my heel tryna juke this cat out
But he caught and he chewed me
Evolution screwed me
A gazelle abduction that makes me just pout
Chorus: Watch me decay I am a former cheetah kill
You can find me inside cheetah’s gut
But here’s his strife
There’s a large circle of life
When he shows, gonna kick his butt
Outro: Yes and here is his strife
There’s a large circle of life
When he shows, gonna kick his butt
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