Steppin'in dog s**t
Havin' a quick wit
The bottom of my shoes feel like Elmer's Glue

Eating a red rose
Bee flies right up my nose
The stinger venom's turning my nose bright blue

Wastin' my brain again in stupidityville
Searching for the remnants of my brain
Some people say that drug abuse is to blame
But I know
That I do act insane

Watching television
Can't make a decision
About anything but what channel to change

I have no real duty
My life lacks real beauty
Independent thinking it seems really strange

Wastin' my life again in stupidityville
Searching for my long lost ambition
Some people say that public schools are to blame
But I know
That is my position

Put aluminum foil
On this great big boil
That's located on the back of my thigh

I am lying in my room
Body odor's in bloom
And everything's smelling like it's a pig sty

Wastin' my life again in stupidityville
Searchin' for my nostril in my car
Some people say that Adam Sandler's to blame
But at least
I don't have to drive far

Some people say that Adam Sandler's to blame
But at least
I don't have to drive far