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Song Parodies -> "Chemotherapy"
Original Song Title:
"Margaritaville"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jimmy Buffett
Parody Song Title:
"Chemotherapy"
Parody Written by:
Tim Hall
The Lyrics
One particular hospital
Livin' on morphine
Pain is so obscene
Why don't they just put the pump on my I.V?
Hooked up with hoses
Its no bed of roses
I look like Frankenstein for all kids to see
Wastin' away again on chemotherapy
Waiting for my new human hair wig
The doctors say I will die soon anyway
So I will
Make the best of today
The orderlies are bores
I'm getting new bed sores
I'm waiting for them to flip me over
Nurses have great duty
It's a thing of beauty
But why does the job have such high turnover?
Wastin' away again on chemotherapy
Waiting for my new human hair wig
The doctors say I will die soon anyway
So I will
Make the best of today
I threw up my dinner
Don't feel like a winner
I feel like this poison's starting to kill me
There's saline in the I.V.
And it will help me see
Another day of long-term recovery
Wastin' away again on chemotherapy
Waiting for my new human hair wig
The doctors say I will die soon anyway
So I will
Make the best of today
Pain is so obscene
Why don't they just put the pump on my I.V?
Hooked up with hoses
Its no bed of roses
I look like Frankenstein for all kids to see
Wastin' away again on chemotherapy
Waiting for my new human hair wig
The doctors say I will die soon anyway
So I will
Make the best of today
The orderlies are bores
I'm getting new bed sores
I'm waiting for them to flip me over
Nurses have great duty
It's a thing of beauty
But why does the job have such high turnover?
Wastin' away again on chemotherapy
Waiting for my new human hair wig
The doctors say I will die soon anyway
So I will
Make the best of today
I threw up my dinner
Don't feel like a winner
I feel like this poison's starting to kill me
There's saline in the I.V.
And it will help me see
Another day of long-term recovery
Wastin' away again on chemotherapy
Waiting for my new human hair wig
The doctors say I will die soon anyway
So I will
Make the best of today
trhall@stuart.iit.edu
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LOL... I know some cancer patients who would agree. There's got to be a better way.
Hopefully this way can be found soon.
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