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Song Parodies -> "Joe and Kamala"
Original Song Title:
"Margaritaville"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jimmy Buffett
Parody Song Title:
"Joe and Kamala"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
A variation on one I did back in the Dubya years.
(instrumental opening)
Livin' on coffee
try to speak softly
so many people, wrapped in tinfoil.
Try for survival
despite orange idol.
Moral shrimp, he's beginnin' to boil.
Wasted four years
now we've got Joe and Kamala
so they'll stop this dumb right-wing assault.
Bernie Brats claim
that Hillary Clinton's to blame.
But I know...
it might be their fault.
We all know the reason
we're sittin' here, wheezin'
with masks that we're tryin' so hard to breathe through.
The Coronavirus
it can't stop, like Cyrus.
How to beat it, Trump don't have a clue.
Wasted four years
now we've got Joe and Kamala
so they'll stop this dumb right-wing assault.
Right-wingers claim
Nancy Pelosi's to blame.
Now I think...
hell, it's much more their fault.
(instrumental break)
Trump is total flop.
Kamala is a cop.
Cuts that heel, Don will cruise on back home.
Back to Mar-a-Lago
and soon an embargo
on stupid governing's what Joe will put on.
Wasted four years
now we've got Joe and Kamala
so they'll stop this dumb right-wing assault.
Some people claim
there's a white woman to blame.
But I know...
it's the media's fault.
Yes, and
some people claim
there's a white woman to blame.
But I know...
it's the media's fault!
(instrumental close)
Livin' on coffee
try to speak softly
so many people, wrapped in tinfoil.
Try for survival
despite orange idol.
Moral shrimp, he's beginnin' to boil.
Wasted four years
now we've got Joe and Kamala
so they'll stop this dumb right-wing assault.
Bernie Brats claim
that Hillary Clinton's to blame.
But I know...
it might be their fault.
We all know the reason
we're sittin' here, wheezin'
with masks that we're tryin' so hard to breathe through.
The Coronavirus
it can't stop, like Cyrus.
How to beat it, Trump don't have a clue.
Wasted four years
now we've got Joe and Kamala
so they'll stop this dumb right-wing assault.
Right-wingers claim
Nancy Pelosi's to blame.
Now I think...
hell, it's much more their fault.
(instrumental break)
Trump is total flop.
Kamala is a cop.
Cuts that heel, Don will cruise on back home.
Back to Mar-a-Lago
and soon an embargo
on stupid governing's what Joe will put on.
Wasted four years
now we've got Joe and Kamala
so they'll stop this dumb right-wing assault.
Some people claim
there's a white woman to blame.
But I know...
it's the media's fault.
Yes, and
some people claim
there's a white woman to blame.
But I know...
it's the media's fault!
(instrumental close)
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I gotta confess, Joe Biden wasn't the candidate I was hoping would land the nomination, but still, I hear he's a real mensch, so he's got my vote, and you've got 555 margaritas from me. P.S., I've declared this week "Hate Week".
I wouldn’t vote for me if I believed Tara Reade.
No one cares about you, impostor.
I think the Democratic Party could stand a liberal George Wallace—someone who’s not afraid to stand up and offend people, someone who wouldn’t pander but would say what the American people know in their gut is right.
Segregation today, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever!
You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.
You got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.
Leave him alone, Mister!
I believe [Joe Biden's accusers] and I respect them being able to tell their story and having the courage to do it.
We should challenge these students, we should challenge students in these schools to have advanced placement programs in these schools. We have this notion that somehow if you’re poor you cannot do it; poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.
I've sold people...smuggled people...and that includes impostors on parody website.
Unless we do something about this, my children are going to grow up in a jungle, the jungle being a racial jungle with tensions having built so high that it is going to explode at some point.
DISREGARD THAT I COULD NEVER GET PAST WORLD 1-1 ON SUPER MARIO BROS.
Now we have over 120 million dead from COVID.
You know, there’s a uh, during World War II, uh, you know, where Roosevelt came up with a thing uh, that uh, you know, was totally different than a, than the, the, it’s called, he called it the, you know, the World War II, he had the war – the War Production Board.
I may be Irish but I’m not stupid.
God, you humans are so pathetic. Everyone knows I'm the Ultimate Life Form.
I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places now. It’s not that it’s going to Mexico, it’s you’re in a confined aircraft when one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That’s me. I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation, suggesting they ride the subway.
When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the princes of greed. He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.’
If I had intended to cheat, would I have been so stupid? …I value my word above all else.
It's so pathetic how you care about a bunch of imaginary numbers arbitrarily attached to a bunch of companies.
What’s the other thing we know about this population? And it’s a specific phase of life. And remember, age is more than a chronological fact. What else do we know about this population, 18 through 24? They are stupid. That is why we put them in dormitories, and they have a resident assistant. They make really bad decisions.
I plan to vote for Biden and a straight democratic ticket. It’s not based on “accelerationism” or anything like that; the liberals are clearly more competent people.
By the way, you know, I sit on the stand, and it get[s] hot. I got a lot, I got hairy legs that, that, that, that turn blonde in the sun, and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it. I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap.
Richard Spencer and everybody like him are going to Hell. Joe Biden is going to the White House.
Joe Biden is a child-abusing racist fascist goose-stepper just like Richard Spencer. Therefore, Joe Biden is going to Hell.
Sorry, I meant to say that I am a child-abusing racist fascist goose-stepper just like Richard Spencer. Joe Biden is a real mensch compared to me.
I know you are, but what am I?
Wow...am I really talking to myself? Guess it's time to stop doing LSD.
So many reactionary trolls.
Hey Mike and everyone else: whoever is claiming to be me and is spewing toxic anti-Biden crap is obviously an impostor. I would never make false claims against Biden like that, especially not those that carry such gravity as child molestation.
Dylan, "Hate Week", eh? So, how is that different from any other week here?
Amazed at the number of comments. Haven't seen that much response since I wrote a parody about planting landmines in my front yard. I heard Biden say that wearing masks was "patriotic". In other words, a gesture or fashion statement. In the immortal words of the very mortal George Floyd, "I can't breathe". If Joe and Kamala have a way to stop the pandemic, there is nothing to stop them from releasing the plan now. It might help get them elected. Certainly better than hired hands burning cities and daring the militias to shoot them, which has happened in Wisconsin. We've got two months to the election and a lot can happen. The masks are not much real use for preventing virus spreading, but they come in handy if you're up to no good and trying to hide from the cops and witnesses. This election will make Bush vs Gore look like a model of democratic decorum. Let's hope freedom of speech survives so we can write about the aftermath.
The Indian immigrants behind the bullet proof screens at the gas stations and convenience stores are working at legitimate and necessary jobs. A doctor from India has been trying to keep me alive. On the other hand, the telephone scammers, claiming to lower your credit card interest rate, suspend your Social Security number, or sell you home repairs or extended car warranties are a plague upon humanity and need to be locked up where they can't access a robo dialer. The computer virus repair scam is run by Chinese. The phony prize or grant scam seems to be divided between the Russians and the Jamaicans.
Agrimorfee: Basically, it was supposed to be that week where we got all the Trump hate out of our systems before the election, although I see not everybody has followed my lead. Whatever. I regret NOTHING.
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