-> "Tornado"
Original Song Title:
"Volcano"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Tornado"
The Lyrics
Now I don't know, I don't know
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the tornado blows
Let me say now: I don't know (hahahaha), I don't know
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the tornado blows
It's more than just an idle breeze
And it's heading straight to me
Missed the warning, that bad's mine
Now I'm scared of angry sky
Let me hear ya now, I don't know, I don't know
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the tornado blows
Now my girl quickly said to me:
"Man, you should watch for debris
Bricks will come down hard and lots
You better duck 'em all now or duck 'em not once
Let me say now: I don't know, I don't know
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the tornado blows
Wow, it's windy
Hope I don't choke on the dirt
That will get kicked up from the whirl
Of high-force winds, what a suck
Hey, look, it's got my neighbour's truck
Now I don't know, I don't know
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the tornado blows
One more now: I don't know (ah, he don't know), I don't know (ah, he don't know, god)
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the tornado blows
I wonder if I'll land somewhere in the city
Wonder if I'll land just down the road (no, no, no)
What if I land right inside a trash can?
Wonder if I'll see birds as I go (no, no, no)
What if I land in the E.R. car park?
Save the ambulance's fee (no, no, no)
What if I land halfway through a brick wall?
I doubt my skull'd survive the entry (no, no, no)
What if I land in a gazebo?
What if I land fifty miles away (no, no, no)?
What if I land in a hot volcano?
I got nothing a-more to say
I don't know, I don't know
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the tornado blows
Just a-one more: I don't know (oh, he don't know, he don't know, man)
I don't know (I don't know, man, don't know, man)
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the tornado blows
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