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Song Parodies -> "You Are Unscrewable"
Original Song Title:
"You Are So Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Joe Cocker
Parody Song Title:
"You Are Unscrewable"
Parody Written by:
Plumb Bob
The Lyrics
You are unscrewable to me.
You are unusable to me,
Can't succeed.
Your threads are stripped and won't turn.
Your head is nicked and cheap.
You are unscrewable to me.
So spoiled with crappiness, this thing.
No ploy nor craftiness to bring,
I could scream.
A driver's might won't bite, what a plight,
Wrench's grip is weak.
You are unscrewable to me.
You are unusable to me,
Can't succeed.
Your threads are stripped and won't turn.
Your head is nicked and cheap.
You are unscrewable to me.
So spoiled with crappiness, this thing.
No ploy nor craftiness to bring,
I could scream.
A driver's might won't bite, what a plight,
Wrench's grip is weak.
You are unscrewable to me.
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