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Fun Music Information -> Joe Cocker
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: John Robert Cocker. Submitted by: groove
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: The Sheffield Steel. Submitted by: Amoriah
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Gamma Lady" | "Delta Lady" | Bruce Curb |
| "Beta Lady" | "Delta Lady" | Bruce Curb |
| "Alpha Lady" | "Delta Lady" | Bruce Curb |
| "You are so ugly looking to me" | "You are so beautiful to me" | Boomer |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "It's a Sin When You Love Somebody," | Just loving someone is not a sin! | Peter |
| "Heart Full Of Rain," | Hearts aren't full of water. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Moon's A Harsh Mistress," | The Moon is neither a mistress or harsh. | Francis A. Sissy |
| "Unchain My Heart," | Limbs can be chained, internal organs not | Susanna Viljanen |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Hi, How Ya Doin'?," Kenny G | "Feelin' Alright," Joe Cocker | |
| "Pretty Lady," Lighthouse | "You Are So Beautiful," Joe Cocker | |
| "Sundown," Gordon Lightfoot | "When The Night Comes," Joe Cocker | |
| "Let Me Tell You, Babe," Nat King Cole | "You Are So Beautiful," Joe Cocker | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"High Time We Wet" originally "High Time We Went"
Yvette Bristle
"Fun Tie" originally "Fun Time"
Candy Welty
"Fun Tim" originally "Fun Time"
Candy Welty
"Edge Of A Ream" originally "Edge Of A Dream"
Candy Welty
"The Moon's A Hash Mistress" originally "The Moon's A Harsh Mistress"
Marcia Todd
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Thigh Time We Went" originally "High Time We Went"
Samantha Wayland
"High Time Wes Went" originally "High Time We Went"
Yvette Bristle
"What Are You Doing With A Fool Like Moe" originally "What Are You Doing With A Fool Like Me"
Yvette Bristle
"What Are You Doing With A Fool Like Mae" originally "What Are You Doing With A Fool Like Me"
Yvette Bristle
"What Are You Doing With A Fool Like Mel" originally "What Are You Doing With A Fool Like Me"
Yvette Bristle
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"You Age So Beautiful" originally "You Are So Beautiful"
Marcia Todd
"You Can Leave Your Vat On" originally "You Can Leave Your Hat On"
Party song for someone wearing a beer or wine vat?
Peter
"You Can Weave Your Hat On " originally "You Can Leave Your Hat On"
As sung to a contortionist?
Peter
"You Can Heave Your Hat On" originally "You Can Leave Your Hat On"
The more difficult way to put on a hat.
Peter
"You Ate So Beautiful" originally "You Are So Beautiful"
Peter
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "You Are So Beautiful" | "You've Been Like Family" | C.S. Notwen |
| "Delta Lady" | "Glendale Lady" | Callmelovelorn |
| "It's a Sin to Love Somebody" | "It's a Sin to Vote for Hillary" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "You Are So Beautiful" | "You Are So Pitiful" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "You Are So Beautiful" | "You Are Unscrewable" | Plumb Bob |
| "A Little Help From My Friends" | "A Little Help From Our Hens" | Airfarcewon |
| "Delta Lady" | "Felt A Lady" | Andy Primus |
| "With a Little Help from My Friends" | "A Little Smell from My End" | McKludge |
| "You Can Leave Your Hat On" | "You Believe You're Shatner" | McKludge |
| "You Are So Beautiful" | "Who Dooked The Urinal?" | Red Ant |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Feeling Alright | Ben Gay | Joe |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| When The Night Comes | Sexual disorders clinic/Any pharmaceutical that makes impotency drugs | britrock |
| Cry Me A River | National Flood Alert Helpline | Neil Leacy |
| Cry Me A River | Kleenex tissue company | Old |
| Don't You Love Me Anymore? | Marriage Counselling Service | FussBudgetVanPelt |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' The Righteous Brothers | Feelin' Alright Joe Cocker | You've Lost That Alright Lovin' Feelin' | Brit Boxx |
| We Are Vertical Horizon | Feelin' Alright Joe Cocker | We Are Feelin' Alright | Gus |
| Are You Happy Now? Michelle Branch | Now That The Magic Has Gone Joe Cocker | Are You Happy Now That The Magic Has Gone? | Bob Oldhart |
| Better Be Home Soon Crowded House | When The Night Comes Joe Cocker | Better Be Home Soon When The Night Comes To avoid those werewolves and vampires. | Edward |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Eskimo Joe Cocker
Eskimo Joe combined with Joe Cocker
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Johnnie & Joe Cocker
Johnnie & Joe combined with Joe Cocker
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Revolting Joe's Cocks
Revolting Cocks combined with Joe Cocker
Submitted By: Sutch
Ugly Kid Joe Cocker
Ugly Kid Joe combined with Joe Cocker
I bet that he WAS an ugly kid.
Submitted By: Regina George of the Jungle
There are additional Joe Cocker Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"With a Little Help From My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics: Thousands of help from my friends
Original Lyrics: Get by with a little help from my friends
| "You are So Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics: To be
Original Lyrics: To me
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"With a Little Help from My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics: Do you need any moment?
or Do you need any woman? or Do you need any Mormon? or Do you need any robot? Original Lyrics: Do you need anybody?
| "Feelin' Alright"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm greedy all night
Original Lyrics: I'm feelin' alright
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Feelin' Alright"
Misheard Lyrics: I've been an all nighter
Original Lyrics: I'm feelin' alright
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I swear he was an all nighter! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"You Are So Beautiful"
Better Lyrics:
Few cars are suitable for me
Hard to steer
Hard to steer
Original Lyrics:
You are so beautiful to me
Can't you see
Can't you see
Submitted by: Magic Pudding
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"You Are So Beautiful"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You are so beautiful to me
You are so beautiful to me Can't you see? You're everything I hoped for You're everything I need You are so beautiful to me. (repeat) Why They're Repetitive: I can just hear some beautiful woman telling Mr. Cocker, 'Is that all you have?'
Submitted by: ahhhh
| "You Are So Beautiful"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You are so beautiful...To me!
You are so beautiful...To me! Why They're Repetitive: Ah, yeah, well...thanks, I guess.
Submitted by: Shannon
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Performance"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: There's that sad, almost-grin upon your face.
Why They're Nonsensical: I believe he's describing something that is known as a smirk in U.S. vocabulary, but Joe would not know that firsthand because he's not from there.
Submitted by: Ray
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"You Are So Beautiful"
Opening Lines: You are so beautiful to me.
Comments: Submitted by: britrock
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Song Title Space Change:
"It's A Sin When You Love Some Body" originally "It's A Sin When You Love Somebody"
Uh, as in necrophilia?
Submitted by: Roy Or Bison
Song Title Anagrams:
"Lad, Yet Lad" originally "Delta Lady"
Submitted by: Natalie Lundgren
"Real-Life Thing" originally "Feelin' Alright"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Flailing There" originally "Feelin' Alright"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Hint: Large File" originally "Feelin' Alright"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Real Nightlife" originally "Feelin' Alright"
Submitted by: Alexis
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
FA: "Feelin' Alright"
FA: Fourth note of musical scale in some languages
Submitted by: Peter
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"What Are You Doing With A Fool, Mike Lee?" originally "What Are You Doing With A Fool Like Me?"
Or different meaning without comma
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"N'oubliez jamais"
The Lyrics: N'oubliez jamais
Why: Never forget.
Submitted by: Jan Veltkamp
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Co-Jocker originally "Joe Cocker"
Submitted by: MOR
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Contorted facial expressions"
Anyone whose seen the films "Woodstock" and "Mad Dogs and Englishmen", or any of his concerts knows that Cocker puts a lot of physicality and emotion when singing, and that includes twisting his face during "With A Little Help From My Friends" and other hits.
Submitted by: MOR
