Song Parodies -> "Glendale Lady"

Original Song Title:

"Delta Lady"

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Original Performer:

Joe Cocker

Parody Song Title:

"Glendale Lady"

Parody Written by:

Callmelovelorn

The Lyrics

A second flirt to Becca, my lovely dating site ghost .... The city of Glendale is on the west side of Phoenix Metropolitan Area .... Second line is a double, even triple entendre. There is a Beqaa Valley in Lebanon, which was the site of a famous firefight between The Israeli and Syrian Air Force in 1982.

Woman of the West Side, I still hound you
Longing to recon your Becca Valley*
And I joke.about pills so that it instills a longing
For the soft and ample curves of your body
Well you're fine, be all mine ..Glendale Lady
Well you're fine, be supine .. Glendale Lady

Please.dont ask how many times I dreamt of you
Taking me to the sanctum of your bedroom
And I think of that day and the stupid ass way I blew it
Yeah, I came so close and now my heart is aching
Well you're fine, drop a line ... Glendale Lady
Well you're fine, give a sign .. Glendale Lady

There are desert mansions on the East Side
And haughty Scottsdale crones do live inside them
And it seems to me that their need for me is lacking
I'm so sad we're both alone on the West Side

Well our minds, weren't aligned .. Glendale Lady
Well my line, was declined ... by Glendale Lady
Well your eyes, mesmerized .. Glendale Lady
You were fine, so I pine .. for Glendale Lady

*There is a similar double entendre in OS -- your fertile delta.

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