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Song Parodies -> "Rocky Road"
Original Song Title:
"Country Roads"
Original Performer:
John Denver
Parody Song Title:
"Rocky Road"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Soft and creamy,
Nice to carry..
Love to spoon it,
Or to tongue and lick it
Eat it often,
Weakness, can't resist
Satisfies a longing,
Tops the love-it list..
Rocky Road,
Ice cream cone
Better taste
Is not known
So delicious,
And nutricious,
Blows your mind..
Rocky Road
Catchy trade name,
Good for sales pitch
Soothes the sweet tooth
Appetites a whales itch
If you can't find it
Triggers your bad side
Grab that manager guy,
Take him for a ride...
Rocky Road,
Dessert dish,
It's the best
Genie wish..
Choc-o-lutty,
Almond nutty,
Teases buds,
Rocky Road
Get it on credit,
Take the freeway, hurry back home
Hope they don't catch ya' speeding,
Pedal metal down max..
Slow bees please move aside,
The wheels are peeling
Gears in full power roam,
Makin' tracks, for the snacks..
Rocky Road
Treat that cools
Soils a shirt,
From the drools
It's a favor-
-ite kind a' flavor
One that rules..
Rocky Road
Folks fight duels
For Rocky Road
Nice to carry..
Love to spoon it,
Or to tongue and lick it
Eat it often,
Weakness, can't resist
Satisfies a longing,
Tops the love-it list..
Rocky Road,
Ice cream cone
Better taste
Is not known
So delicious,
And nutricious,
Blows your mind..
Rocky Road
Catchy trade name,
Good for sales pitch
Soothes the sweet tooth
Appetites a whales itch
If you can't find it
Triggers your bad side
Grab that manager guy,
Take him for a ride...
Rocky Road,
Dessert dish,
It's the best
Genie wish..
Choc-o-lutty,
Almond nutty,
Teases buds,
Rocky Road
Get it on credit,
Take the freeway, hurry back home
Hope they don't catch ya' speeding,
Pedal metal down max..
Slow bees please move aside,
The wheels are peeling
Gears in full power roam,
Makin' tracks, for the snacks..
Rocky Road
Treat that cools
Soils a shirt,
From the drools
It's a favor-
-ite kind a' flavor
One that rules..
Rocky Road
Folks fight duels
For Rocky Road
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Dammit, now I'm hungry! I'll just leave you this 555 and then go chase the ice-cream van down the road....! Nice (tasty!) job.
Thanks, Wendy..so, you have those loud music blasting neighborhood ice cream trucks there, too?
You and Weird Al should get together.
Your song was farrr ouut !
Delicious parody.
This parody works very nicely, even for the lactose intolerant. Especially loved the remark about shirt soiling.
Got in late...thanks all
. . . mmmmmy fave is ~Chocolate Chip~, Sir !
Thanks, LC...I'm actually a spooner for HD's vanilla with Hershey's syrup...so reminiscent of the homemade kind..in my midwestern youthful times
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