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Song Parodies -> "You Filet My Senses"
Original Song Title:
"Annie's Song"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Denver
Parody Song Title:
"You Filet My Senses"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
You kill all my senses
Wife, blight to eyes, horrid
You’ve a mountainous swine-frame
Quite some bulk you’ve attained
Your moustache is too present
Need some depilliary
You filet my senses
Don’t wear those suspends’
Stun nose when sniff you
Whiff of ciggies, snuff, brew too
Need some downtime in bathtub
Nip that Eau-de-Cigar
Breath could slay multi-dragons
Let me offer a Tic-Tac
Gruff bit of fluff, you
To excess, you tend
(bluesical boozeical interlude here)
Met, espoused my wife: rue, do
Yearn: bid you adieu
Nowt here to commend
You kill all my senses
Taste? Your cooking’s abhorrent
Culn’ry mountain is moonpie
Hear you talk things inane
Takes same form, always nagging
Laced with shrill pierced emotion
You filet my senses
Some foul play impends...
Wife, blight to eyes, horrid
You’ve a mountainous swine-frame
Quite some bulk you’ve attained
Your moustache is too present
Need some depilliary
You filet my senses
Don’t wear those suspends’
Stun nose when sniff you
Whiff of ciggies, snuff, brew too
Need some downtime in bathtub
Nip that Eau-de-Cigar
Breath could slay multi-dragons
Let me offer a Tic-Tac
Gruff bit of fluff, you
To excess, you tend
(bluesical boozeical interlude here)
Met, espoused my wife: rue, do
Yearn: bid you adieu
Nowt here to commend
You kill all my senses
Taste? Your cooking’s abhorrent
Culn’ry mountain is moonpie
Hear you talk things inane
Takes same form, always nagging
Laced with shrill pierced emotion
You filet my senses
Some foul play impends...
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You f*** up my senses
Like a night in the forest;
Like the mountains in Springtime;
Like a w*** in the rain;
Like a storm in the desert;
Like a sleepy blue ocean.
You f*** up my senses;
Come f*** me again!
--https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soJejdVGT2Q
Like a night in the forest;
Like the mountains in Springtime;
Like a w*** in the rain;
Like a storm in the desert;
Like a sleepy blue ocean.
You f*** up my senses;
Come f*** me again!
--https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soJejdVGT2Q
^ BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! oh and 5's for this parody too!
LOL! And here I thought love was blind (not to mention deaf and numb and olfactorily- and palatally-challenged)!
Haha, looks like you married a cast-off from my Poe one.
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