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Song Parodies -> "Imp Magic"
Original Song Title:
"Imagine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Lennon
Parody Song Title:
"Imp Magic"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Imp magic is no heaven;
It’s sleazy, from small fry.
Each hellish moment
Will bug you. . .patience try.
Imp magic. . .taller people
Is a better way.
Imp magic isn’t comfy;
They make you bark, then mew.
You’d love to kill these fry for
Makin’ simian, you.
Imp magic. . .galling people:
Little wiseguy creeps.
You may say that I’m demeaning
Ugly snotnosed grotesque punks.
I hope someday they’ll f**k off,
Rabid churls who smell like skunks.
Imp magic. . .no concessions
From homunculus men.
Each a seedy incubus—
Succubae for women.
Imp magic. . .smallish people
Ravishing your girl.
Then one day, I slay these heathen
And I’ll not stop till I’m done.
They’re croaked—OK! I shot off
Rapid bursts of shells from gun.
It’s sleazy, from small fry.
Each hellish moment
Will bug you. . .patience try.
Imp magic. . .taller people
Is a better way.
Imp magic isn’t comfy;
They make you bark, then mew.
You’d love to kill these fry for
Makin’ simian, you.
Imp magic. . .galling people:
Little wiseguy creeps.
You may say that I’m demeaning
Ugly snotnosed grotesque punks.
I hope someday they’ll f**k off,
Rabid churls who smell like skunks.
Imp magic. . .no concessions
From homunculus men.
Each a seedy incubus—
Succubae for women.
Imp magic. . .smallish people
Ravishing your girl.
Then one day, I slay these heathen
And I’ll not stop till I’m done.
They’re croaked—OK! I shot off
Rapid bursts of shells from gun.
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JB - I know there must be an IMPortant message here somewhere but to solve the problem of ravishing, it should be mandated that all imps be rendered IMPotent. Some really good wordsmithing going on here as is usual for the master of twist. Well done JB.
There's something "familiar" here (my familiar isn't an imp...it's a raven). Just remember...chaotic evil means never having to say you're sorry! D&D - lightful, JAB! ;D
An IMPossible situation! Here's some IMPressionable 555's1
Up and down, Up and down-- I will "five" him Up and down... ! :)
Large thanks to all.
"LARGE" praises for your "small" tale!!!
T R O L L - - O N ~ ~ ~ > SirSweaty ! !
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