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Song Parodies -> "Too ****ing Stupid"
Original Song Title:
"Working Class Hero"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Lennon
Parody Song Title:
"Too ****ing Stupid"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
This is a quote from the group who claim to have carried out the attacks in London today. What I find so depressing is that it plainly shows that they have no grasp on reality whatsoever, and simply don't understand what it is they're killing for, notwithstanding the fact that the majority of the people they killed would have been against the war in Iraq:
"Nation of Islam and Arab nation: Rejoice for it is time to take revenge against the British Zionist Crusader government in retaliation for the massacres Britain is committing in Iraq and Afghanistan. The heroic mujahideen have carried out a blessed raid in London. Britain is now burning with fear, terror and panic in its northern, southern, eastern, and western quarters."
"Nation of Islam and Arab nation: Rejoice for it is time to take revenge against the British Zionist Crusader government in retaliation for the massacres Britain is committing in Iraq and Afghanistan. The heroic mujahideen have carried out a blessed raid in London. Britain is now burning with fear, terror and panic in its northern, southern, eastern, and western quarters."
You bomb on the tube, and you blow up a bus
Your aims and your methods fill me with disgust
And you simply don't care about people like us
You're too f***ing stupid, far's I can see
You're too f***ing stupid, far's I can see
You say that you kill us because there's a war on
But the folks here did not want to fight you, you moron
And "Zionist crusade"? Ain't that oxymoron?
You're too f***ing stupid, far's I can see
You're too f***ing stupid, far's I can see
You're claiming that Britain is quaking with fear
When thousands more die on the roads every year
So, no, we ain't frightened of you, ain't that clear
You're too f***ing stupid, far's I can see
You're too f***ing stupid, far's I can see
Your grasp on reality's somewhat erratic
If ignorance is bliss then you must be ecstatic
Can't see past your blinkers, you myopic fanatic
You're too f***ing stupid, far's I can see
You're too f***ing stupid, far's I can see
If Allah's so great, how come millions ignore him?
And why does he need you to kill and bomb for him?
You're blinkered and brainwashed, it's time to admit it
You're too f***ing stupid to know why you did it
You're too f***ing stupid to know why you did it
You're too f***ing stupid, that's how it seems to me
You're too f***ing stupid, that's how it seems to me
Your aims and your methods fill me with disgust
And you simply don't care about people like us
You're too f***ing stupid, far's I can see
You're too f***ing stupid, far's I can see
You say that you kill us because there's a war on
But the folks here did not want to fight you, you moron
And "Zionist crusade"? Ain't that oxymoron?
You're too f***ing stupid, far's I can see
You're too f***ing stupid, far's I can see
You're claiming that Britain is quaking with fear
When thousands more die on the roads every year
So, no, we ain't frightened of you, ain't that clear
You're too f***ing stupid, far's I can see
You're too f***ing stupid, far's I can see
Your grasp on reality's somewhat erratic
If ignorance is bliss then you must be ecstatic
Can't see past your blinkers, you myopic fanatic
You're too f***ing stupid, far's I can see
You're too f***ing stupid, far's I can see
If Allah's so great, how come millions ignore him?
And why does he need you to kill and bomb for him?
You're blinkered and brainwashed, it's time to admit it
You're too f***ing stupid to know why you did it
You're too f***ing stupid to know why you did it
You're too f***ing stupid, that's how it seems to me
You're too f***ing stupid, that's how it seems to me
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no religion would condone it, Phil, and that's just part of the stupidity - they recruit from the disenfranchised, make them feel they belong to a group, then use them to express their own anger, fear, and self-hatred - their victims never have anything to do with this idiotic projected self-hate - well-written - 555
We're writing complementary parodies today Phil. Good choice of OS here, John Lennon was after all bigger than both Jesus and Allah when Beatles was at their peak.
Stuart, I think you've hit the nail on the head. I couldn't agree more
Peter - I had the rhythm going round and round last night, and I'd got pretty much all the words before I realized this was the tune to which to set it: I think it works fairly well, too. Thanks.
Peter - I had the rhythm going round and round last night, and I'd got pretty much all the words before I realized this was the tune to which to set it: I think it works fairly well, too. Thanks.
Well written Phil.
Your anger and frustration seems to be about where mine is...I just made a long comment on Peter's piece about yesterday's miserable events. Agree with Peter about the choice of OS here...wonderful fit for the topic. So now we have defined the "opposing sides" in general terms the "Fanatically Ignorant" and the "Maddeningly Incompetent"...how can one adequately express the exasperation such a realization evokes? Anyway, Well done, Phil...& "5's" if it really matters...
People like the TFS you jab here are why John imagined there was no heaven or hell. Had he not found out, I'm sure he'd have a few songs for the religious fanatics of post-1980 Earth, regardless of which faith they twist. Yes, the Beatles were more popular than Jesus... but let's see how many Beatle albums are sold 1966 years later, compared to Bible sales that year.
Well said, Phil.
Excellent work, Philbo.
Caught it 3 years too late, almost to the day Phil. Age has not wearied the parody however. Couldn't agree more.
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