-> "Elect Kerry"
Original Song Title:
"Carey"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Elect Kerry"
The Lyrics
You need to win in November
George Bush sure is a creep
He really needs to be defeated, Kerry
and then sent packing home
Those Swift Boat ads were sleazy, they were all filled with deceit
We're tired of those lies from old Dick Cheney, they are so corrupt
And John Kerry has got a brain
Unlike clueless Dubyah
who's beneath contempt and a chronic liar
While you were down in the Mekong Delta George Bush joined the Air National Guard
where he drank and then went AWOL and then split to another town
Now he activates reserves; they're now soldiers
and they're threatened by land mines
while this feckless clown lies and spews drivel
and drags our whole country down
All his actions appear insane
He has not delivered
He's worse than his Daddy; that's pretty bad
Yes, he's worse than his Daddy and that's really sad
I don't think George Bush gives a damn
He won't bring the soldiers home
As he rants 'bout Iraq's "Free Elections" while there's no security
We're tired of all his fairy tales now
He must take us all for fools
As he displays contempt for our freedom
Read the "Patriot Act"
While John Kerry has common sense
George Bush makes me shiver
Much worse than his Daddy; that's really sad
We must vote now in November
George Bush we must defeat
You know we must elect John Kerry, people
Send Dubyah back on home
He's been in office way too long
And he has screwed up things beyond belief
Now we need to remove his administration
Tell those wretched jackals "No"
So John Kerry we must elect
I think he'll deliver
Feel that he is honest
will do what's right
Because Dubyah's worse than "Daddy" and that sure does bite
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