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Song Parodies -> "You Fleeced Me Dirt Wad"
Original Song Title:
"Feliz Navidad"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jose Feliciano
Parody Song Title:
"You Fleeced Me Dirt Wad"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
You fleeced me, dirt wad
You fleeced me, dirt wad
You fleeced me, dirt wad
Sold me a lemon with a new paint job
You fleeced me, dirt wad
You fleeced me, dirt wad
You fleeced me, dirt wad
It was a wrecked one
And you knew, you slob
I wanna close down your used car business
I wanna close down your used car business
I wanna close down your used car business
Heard you deal in stolen parts
You sleazy tight wad
You sleazy tight wad
You sleazy tight wad
There's a special place in hell for greedy slobs
You greasy old clod
You greasy old clod
You greasy old clod
I've got a Rottweiler, he'll bite your bod
I wanna close down your used car business
I wanna close down your used car business
I wanna close down your used car business
Heard you deal in stolen parts
You fleeced me, dirt wad
You fleeced me, dirt wad
Sold me a lemon with a new paint job
You fleeced me, dirt wad
You fleeced me, dirt wad
You fleeced me, dirt wad
It was a wrecked one
And you knew, you slob
I wanna close down your used car business
I wanna close down your used car business
I wanna close down your used car business
Heard you deal in stolen parts
You sleazy tight wad
You sleazy tight wad
You sleazy tight wad
There's a special place in hell for greedy slobs
You greasy old clod
You greasy old clod
You greasy old clod
I've got a Rottweiler, he'll bite your bod
I wanna close down your used car business
I wanna close down your used car business
I wanna close down your used car business
Heard you deal in stolen parts
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Learn a lesson from this song. Don't buy someone a used car for a Christmas present. 5 lemons.
Good job.
Guy, I was mostly trying for a catchy title-thanks for your comments and lemons.
"I've got a Rottweiler, he'll bite your bod" .... GRRRRRR .... All right, Royce, all right !! Call off the dogs, call off the dogs !! Here are your three 5's - now call off the dogs, CALL OFF THE DOGS, PLEASE !!
Yes - nice job, Royce. I particularly liked your sub for "I wanna wish you a merry Christmas."
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