Vegan insist to be
And still they ply on me
Cow chopped and hewed in parts - so sad !
Hot on a turning spit
And basted bit by bit
Wrong so to fry bovanity !

Propane feeds the fire
Must slay meat supplier
Wonder, who's frying cow ?
Moo parts warm, well-done
Cool breeze it's wafting on
Wonder, who's frying cow ?

So where's the corn tonight ?
It must be oversight
Time we should change our food chain ways
I'm in a blood-soaked rage
I'll not be assuaged
I'm biting on nothing that needs graves

Hamburger's inspire
One to burn with ire
Dumb dude, who's frying cow
Else' and Elmer's sons
Soon be filet mignons
Wonder, who's frying cow ?

Only so many steers you can fry
I should get cattle prodder
And cow that carnivore's rump
He'll jump sky-high

Action needed dire:
Should smite burger frier
Blunder to fry a cow
Imparts big mistake
Fool steak-in to partake
Dunderhead frying cow