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Song Parodies -> "Bust Has Been Thinned"
Original Song Title:
"Dust in the Wind"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kansas
Parody Song Title:
"Bust Has Been Thinned"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
I exercise
Days filled full of fitness - now my breasts are gone
This regime
Is wasting away my femininity
Bust has been thinned
Not much left - my bust has been thinned
Won't be long
Till there's nothing left for me to touch or see
Fitness bites
Why did Jack Lalanne play this cruel trick on me?
Bust has been thinned
You can't see my bust now it's thinned
Life goes on
Stuck like this forever 'til the day I die
Hope slips away
Silicon's an option - mammeries it buys
Bust has been thinned
Can't you see my bust has been thinned?
(Tell you now I think it's a sin)
Think it's a sin
Help me sing - my bust has been thinned
(You just sang My Bust Has Been Thinned)
Days filled full of fitness - now my breasts are gone
This regime
Is wasting away my femininity
Bust has been thinned
Not much left - my bust has been thinned
Won't be long
Till there's nothing left for me to touch or see
Fitness bites
Why did Jack Lalanne play this cruel trick on me?
Bust has been thinned
You can't see my bust now it's thinned
Life goes on
Stuck like this forever 'til the day I die
Hope slips away
Silicon's an option - mammeries it buys
Bust has been thinned
Can't you see my bust has been thinned?
(Tell you now I think it's a sin)
Think it's a sin
Help me sing - my bust has been thinned
(You just sang My Bust Has Been Thinned)
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Kinda know what you mean = )
personally, I'm kinda fat, and I have titties with hair on them.want a transplant Mer?
My chest is fine, thank-you. Maybe you should ask Pippin, who wrote most of this one... ;-)
I work near a gym.......I've seen some sights !!! Loved it !
This brought a tear to my eye. Great stuff.
I'm happy with mine too Mal! Thanks everyone for your comments!
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