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Song Parodies -> "Lust Is a Sin"

Original Song Title:

"Dust in the Wind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"Lust Is a Sin"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I open eyes
To ogle a woman
With near no clothes on.
All the seams
Quash my eyeballs' quest for a girl-body-see.
Lust is a sin.
Vaults my part, 'cause lust is a sin.

A grown schlong:
What I get from watchin',
Wishin' vestment-free.
All I view:
Jugs so rotund-round
But cached so I can't see
Jugs hid within.
Halts my part, 'cause jugs hid within.

Yow! Clothes hang on.
Nothing snaps; my member
Loses girth and height--
It slips away.
I guess I won't be
Getting bust-free jiggle sight.

Jugs hid within;
All is see is jugs hid within.
Just couldn't win,
Stalled my flustered lust. . .tucked it in.
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alvin - June 26, 2008 - Report this comment
nice little anthem about the rise and fall (literally) of lust
Peregrin - June 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Bad luck JB, I knows how ya feels!
littleCupCakes - June 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Captain Jack, you have been 'at Sea' for way too long, Sir !
Red Ant - June 27, 2008 - Report this comment
The hidden is usually more seductive than the displayed. Great match to TOS. 555
Guy - June 27, 2008 - Report this comment
This gets my jugular throbing. Nice write Sir John.

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