Ouch! This dick is dumb this dick is dumb
when he says that it is just mild, Corona.
And he says it will be done, will be done
just as soon as it’s summertime, Corona.

Then it’s gonna stop, just give up; then all will be fine.
“Why ain’t the markets up, really sucks, and yet down it slides,
S-s-s-slides. No!
Slide’s Corona!

“Screw all those doctor schmucks, those doctor schmucks
and do not listen to their lies Coronal!
They say, ‘Still a mystery; we still don’t see
exactly how far and how wide, Corona.’

“But it’s gonna stop, just give up; then all will be fine.
Those doctors are all nuts, if”s and but’s; they’re outa their minds
M-m-m-mild, so
mild, Corona!

“They oughta listen to me, my wisdom see:
Everything is gonna be fine, I tole ya!
It ain’t our d-d-d-destiny…d-d-d-’demic-free.
Infection rate ain’t gonna be wild-Corona.


MEDICAL EXPERTS

“Don’t know when it stops—toss coin up; no one can read minds.
Preparations ain’t up; funding’s cut; a putz he assigns:
Wh-wh-white-haired joke!
G-g-g-guy’s moron, a.