Transistor fools list’ner
Ear mishear, Errs revered
Guys: kissed ‘em, skies: kissed ‘em
Insistent word twistin’

You get mondegreens found in snarled song refrains
Muckin’ and stuffed-up complete
Misheard ditties they grow
You wanna glib radio?
Huh, huh?
Which-y? Which-y in that stanza?
What-sy, what-sy sung sung here?
No-a comprehenda, nah nah
Real Lady Mondegreens
Scusi while I kissy this guy. Oh my!
Scusi while I kissy this guy

There’s nada a bus-tle on your hedgehog - duh!
Guess Lorr-aine found that ‘reddishy spice’
Of the lack words perceived where
Are audibly weak

Kissy kissy guy guy my my
Guessy guessy pap-ri-ka
Bustly hedga-hoga yah yah
Real Lady Mondegreens
Feed-a me when I’m six feet four? Or more?
Feed-a me when I’m six feet four?

Heh, ha, Haaaaaaa!

Hearing ideal, hearing likely grooves
Over years in head, they’ve played
There’s a bathroom on the right
Song did recite
Or… you’re… sure!?
Now they’re intoned in our writing style
Submit: Allez! - Amiright
‘Cus when the errs start to creep
We mondegreens reap
For… more… lore
Dexter dexter lavat’ry yeah
Dressy hedgey hog-a, we-ird
Six-feet four’s a lotta ha ha
Famous Lady Mondregreen
Scusi while I kissy this guy, my my!
Scusi while I kissy this guy
Bustled your hedgehog, sure it are? Or nor?
Real Lady Mondegreens

Scusi while I kissy this guy. Deny!
Guessy Lorr’ found the pap-ri-ka
Needa me when I’m six-feet four? Encore!
Rufflies for that rodenty guy?
Wherey is that lavat’ry door? Not haw!
Surely you choosey lyrics faux
Avez ecoutee it all wrong? That song?
Avez ecoutee it all wrong?
Switchy, switchy wordas ja ja…! (fade)