CHORUS:
Your mama's your dad
Because rocks and box reversed roles.
Your mom's got new nads
And your dad has got a new hole.
They cleaved him; made a mound;
She's ex-beav, with meat to pound.
Pole and a hole--
They've reversed roles.

No more pokes today--
It's his nuttèd mate that now suspends.
He's now invaginate
And it will be never, her lust ends.
You know, she's an ex-cooze 'n'
He had something to lose: his severed friend. . .
Used, her to amend.

She's got balls because. . .
CHORUS

Post-op and both are thrivin'
And each one bears a mark
Where poke docs were incisin',
But you're kind of in the dark.
Your dad's now got a groove 'n'
Your mom looks like a he.
She's like one of the guys,
Dad, in voice high, says,
"I'm now sporting long hair,
And my new name is 'Louise,'
And she is 'Lewie.'"

He's a gal because. . .
CHORUS

Pole and a hole--
They've reversed roles.
Pole and a hole--
They've reversed roles.
Pole and a hole--
They've reversed roles.