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Song Parodies -> "Cut It With A Buzz Saw"

Original Song Title:

"Heard It In A Love Song"

Original Performer:

Marshall Tucker Band

Parody Song Title:

"Cut It With A Buzz Saw"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Just a little something thrown together for Chucky G who cut his thumb while renovating. For all you do, this buzz is for you
Sentimental hearts go to baby's sure enough
Such a sight to behold
Our little girl is now
A precious month old
Spend my days renovating
Seems about time
But it's a bad time to bleed
Cutting that thumb of mine

Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Bled too long

It's the kind of cut
Can't fix with bandaids
Could've heard me screaming about
Fifteen blocks away
If it could take the stitches
I would get it sewed
Cause the bleeding didn't stop
It never slowed

Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Bled too long

Now I'm stuck here watching
That old "Murphy Brown"
Watching reruns
And I have still got "Night Court" hanging around
Watched the whole first season
I could have watched "King of the Hill"
My brain started scrambling and I'm fumbling
Cause that thumb it hurts me still

Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Bled too long
Reference messageboard posting http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,7562.msg305166.html#msg305166
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ChuckyG - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't really scream... it was more of a "oh no, oh no, oh no, I don't believe I just did something that supid" response, followed by running into the house and yelling for the wife to get out of the bathroom. I guess I did yell at that point. It's healing nicely.
Tim Mayfield - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, well, I did use a little creative licensing I guess... ;-)
Rick D - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
See? Make a confession on this site and you attract cutting remarks.

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