-> "Need New Shoes"
Original Song Title:
"Rock With You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Need New Shoes"
The Lyrics
Man, over priced
But I've got a hole in both my shoes
I'll have to buy it
There's nothing else that I can do
Friends are unkind
The ants, while they don't mind
But I can feel the street
and Mud it feels so soggy
Feet are getting rough
I need a pair of shoes (Tonight)
Saw my toes today (Such fright)
I gotta buy new shoes (That's right)
and throw these old Reebox away
We'll try this store
Why do Airwalks cost fifty bucks
Boy, there's no chance
I just cannot afford nice stuff
Payless I'll go
But they'll fall apart for sure
Think these Vans are neat
But they're gonna break the piggie
Nikes cost to much
I gotta get some shoes (Oh boy)
New DC's today (Oh Joy)
Time for New Balance Dude (No toys)
Wal-Mart brands from China-Oy vei
but when the soles are worn and gone
yeah, You know the time is right
They cannot live forever
I need some brand new shoes
'Cause now it's hard to move
I'll buy a pair or two (left-right)
Ouch, (Bug Bites)
Need new shoes, Need new shoes, (tonight) yeah
Buy some right away (spend spend)
Get some steal-toed boots (Got might)
Pac-Sun's on the way (alright)
I need to bring some loot (that bites)
I'm broke I'm afraid
Feel the street, feel the street (that's right)
Pain won't go away (Sore sight)
I need new shoes (bank's light)
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