Tim, the two of us play hide and seek
But, the problem is you always peek
What kind of friend does that?
You are getting fat
You're a jerk, you see
Please be nice to me
(Please be nice to me)

Tim, you chase me from here to there
Man, this really is not fair
When I looked back behind
I didn't like what I was to find
You called a bear to attack me
That ended in misery
(Ended in misery)

I used to say "Yay" and "Whoot!"
Now it's "No!" and "Shoot!"
I used to say "Yay" and "Whoot!"
Now it's "No!" and "Shoot!"
Tim, I'm the only one you pick on
Please leave me alone
I may be new in town
But do you have to make me frown?
I wish you'd be nicer to be
I hate having an enemy named Tim
(An enemy) like Tim
(Like Tim)
Like Tim