Dude, stay after school
For clogging up all the sinks
After school you'll stay
Painted my Buick "Hot Pink"
Now it is time to pay

Spray paint the hall floors green
Graffiti drawings appeared
I think that you are the guy
Cranks calls; annoying to hear
Expel you, assh*le - good-bye

guyyyyy....good-byyyyyye..... by-byyyyye.....guyyyyy.....

I'm tired of this stuff; I should kick your behind
To have put up with this; was I out of my mind?
That jock-strap waving from the flag-pole high above
It does me lots of good to say this to you bud:

That stuff wasn't cool, Fool
You'll stay after school

[during brief instrumental section]

{Fool stay after school}
{You broke the rules}
{That wasn't cool...}

Kept you after school
You sit there; ass in that seat
you're looking quite dismayed
Next year; this grade you'll repeat
won't graduate; here you'll stay

You complain to me
Why do you keep me in here?
Well, this is my reply
"You've been a pain in my rear
It's my turn now, wise-guy..."
[instrumental out to fade]
{it's myyyyyy}
{turn guyyyyy}
{wise-guyyyy}
[Laughing sounds in background out to fade]