Pong from loo ain’t that of number 1;
pong from loo generated by bum.

Pee and poo ain’t subjects to
broach among your friends.
But when you take a poo, you make a pong
that might cause friendships’ end,
because of the back end.

Pong from loo if there’s no flush will grow.
Pong from loo could well make ill will flow.

Bummy stink makes noses kink—
it ain’t a time to rejoice.
If you gotta go, I simply wish you would
some air freshener hoist.

Pee and poo ain’t subjects to
raise among your friends.
But when you’re in the loo and make a pong
we hope it don’t extend
too far and with air blend.

Pong from loo if there’s no flush will grow.
Pong from loo emanates; buds will go.

Bummy stink will make one think
that it ain’t time to rejoice
If you gotta go, make it the woods,
and render sec soil moist.