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Song Parodies -> "Dong's Done, Through"
Original Song Title:
"Song Sung Blue"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Dong's Done, Through"
Parody Written by:
Rick Cormier
The Lyrics
Dong's done, through
It don't seem to grow none
Dong's done, through
It won't harden, no, hun
Looks like you should get used to
Your blue little friend
Just thinking of you
Used to make it long
But, now it's turtled in
And, won't come out again
Dong's done, through
Flaccid as a willow
Dong's done, through
Where did that durned pill go?
Funny thing, but you could bring it
So high, with your voice
Then, before I knew it
Started losing wood
And now the thing won't hoist
Dong's done, through
It don't seem to grow none
Dong's done, through
It won't harden, no, hun
It don't seem to grow none
Dong's done, through
It won't harden, no, hun
Looks like you should get used to
Your blue little friend
Just thinking of you
Used to make it long
But, now it's turtled in
And, won't come out again
Dong's done, through
Flaccid as a willow
Dong's done, through
Where did that durned pill go?
Funny thing, but you could bring it
So high, with your voice
Then, before I knew it
Started losing wood
And now the thing won't hoist
Dong's done, through
It don't seem to grow none
Dong's done, through
It won't harden, no, hun
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Looks like we're both working out at the Y today, Rick..I guess it's a small world, after all..good parody, tho
ARRRHH matey, ye have a blasted chode in yer blighted node!
the whole thing is damn good, but the "turtled in" line just struck me as hilariously funny...5s
It's a hard world when it's not hard...
Another great one Rick. 5s.
I had a witty comment for this excellent parody, but I couldn't get it up.
AFW, yeah there were a few ED-itorials today, eh? Johnny D, LOL! I have no response to that. Alvin, thanks (I think that's my only favorite line though). Peter, I suppose it will be, thanks. Red Ant, thanks for all of your support to me and, on the site. The recent changes are great!Michael, thanks. You'll never be at a loss for wit or words.
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