-> "My Cat Seems Insane"
Original Song Title:
"A Man Needs A Maid"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Cat Seems Insane"
The Lyrics
My cat gets stranger each and ev'ry day.
She claws holes in the rugs when she's bored.
There's some scratches on my window shades
And some litter scattered across the floor.
I was thinking that maybe I'd get her spayed,
Buy a cat staircase where she could play,
Find some stuff to treat the house fleas.
But it seems I did delay.
Insane.
My cat seems insane.
Insane.
The yard is where she strayed.
A tom did have his way,
So bold.
The bathroom tub is now a kitty hub.
The kitty grub is all around the tub.
How will I feed all these pets?
A pile of clothes was there, right by my bed.
There were splotches of sushi on the threads.
I smelled some dung on the mattress.
They were tearing apart the pillows and the spread.
Insane.
My cats seem insane.
Insane.
How will I sleep in the bed?
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