We’ll soon live on Rocky Mountain
With the rallies and collusional goons
They’ll shaft you plenty on Rocky Mountain
If quickly you’re leaving you might not be doomed
A thieving fiefdom looms

It’s so noisy if you’re there
Banners wave in the air
If you think things now are bad
Wait till you kowtow to Vlad

Thieving grifts on Robber Mountain
With the grafters and the goosestepping goons
They’ll graft us plenty, deficits mountin’
It’s thieving, fleecing grifters that rule the roost
Give dictators a boost

Enjoy freedom for a while
Before on you there’s a file
Quite soon moot will be your vote
Their ruined water you’ll tote

We’ll soon grieve on Rotten Mountain
With rallies, conspiratorial goons
And havoc plenty, threat levels mountin’
It’s thieving, fleecing grifters that rule the roost
They have pulled off the Putsch

A fatuous festive fair
Herrs Musk, Thiel, Bezos are there
Indeed, quite a fascist fête
Zuckerberge there, hedged his bets

“Preacher” grifts on Godless Mountain
For true Christians there is not any room
They’ll leech you plenty while God-fraud spoutin’
More stealing fleecing grifters that rule the roost
Dolts voters screwed the pooch

You might think of leaving home
To escape the hateful gnomes
If only there were the zeal
To bring justice, make it real
As they did on Rocky Mountain
Where they charged and sentenced the Third Reich goons
We’re dreaming plenty of “got ’em”, mountin’
Trials today, convicting worst of Turd Reich loons
We’ll wake up all too soon