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Song Parodies -> "A Man Needs Some Raid"
Original Song Title:
"A Man Needs A Maid"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Young
Parody Song Title:
"A Man Needs Some Raid"
Parody Written by:
Paul Wooten
The Lyrics
Everything's bigger in Texas
My wife turns stranger ever' freakin' day
She don't even dust anymore
And there's a cockroach runnin' through my legs
That's bigger than the beggar at the door
I was thinkin' maybe I should get some Raid
There's a whole freakin' house I need to spray
Just hope that it don't turn the rats mean
Steal my children, and run away
Raaaaiid, Raaaiid
A man needs some RAID
We herd them on the range
At times, they act deranged
And bold
A doctor's glove, you can't really love
That snappin' glove' , the doctor really shoves....
When will I see through this pain?
A while ago somewhere I bought some gin
And was watchin' monster movies once again
There on the big screen was that cockroach
He was fightin' off Godzilla with one hand
Raaaiid, Raaaiid
A man needs some RAID
When will I see it again?
She don't even dust anymore
And there's a cockroach runnin' through my legs
That's bigger than the beggar at the door
I was thinkin' maybe I should get some Raid
There's a whole freakin' house I need to spray
Just hope that it don't turn the rats mean
Steal my children, and run away
Raaaaiid, Raaaiid
A man needs some RAID
We herd them on the range
At times, they act deranged
And bold
A doctor's glove, you can't really love
That snappin' glove' , the doctor really shoves....
When will I see through this pain?
A while ago somewhere I bought some gin
And was watchin' monster movies once again
There on the big screen was that cockroach
He was fightin' off Godzilla with one hand
Raaaiid, Raaaiid
A man needs some RAID
When will I see it again?
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The first two lines are classic.
Oh-oh---lol---roach on screen-fighting off Godzilla! That had me rollin'. I have a very vivid imagination-I saw their whole battle. : )
Very funny..LOL
Another great one Paul!! Right on!! LOL!!
Rose, thank you, please put a one of your own songs so that I could return the favor. I could not find you in the archives!
i <3 the roach but my crib needs some raid too. awesome man
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