-> "Four Fat Chins"
Original Song Title:
"Four Strong Winds"
Parody Song Title:
"Four Fat Chins"
The Lyrics
Four fat chins dangle homely
Seven feet 'round my thighs
All these things that won't change; screw Subway
But my ateries are gone
Filled with more grease than Exxon
I'll eat more food, chow down 'till I pass away
Think I'll go out to Wisconson
Fatties' Mecca, I recall
I won't get a second look, I'll be ignored
Still I wish I'd lose a few
Just lay off the french fry stew
Last three weeks I've gained a hundred pounds or more
Four fat chins dangle homely
Seven feet 'round my thighs
All these things that won't change; screw Subway
But my ateries are gone
Filled with more grease than Exxon
I'll eat more food, chow down 'till I pass away
If I get that whole meal supersized
Would I be misunderstood?
I'm just hungry; please don't criticize my fare
In ten minutes I'm still starving
Just lost fourteen pounds of poo
And my chins sure would love more eclairs
Four fat chins dangle homely
Seven feet 'round my thighs
All these things that won't change; screw Subway
But my ateries are gone
Filled with more grease than Exxon
I'll eat more food, chow down 'till I pass away
I'll eat more food, chow down 'till I pass away
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