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Song Parodies -> "I-MAN"
Original Song Title:
"Old Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Young
Parody Song Title:
"I-MAN"
Parody Written by:
Stormin Norman the nag
The Lyrics
Running people down for who they are or what they look like rather than what they do or say ain't right... guess it's "Harvest" time for "Old Man" Don Imus.... reaping what he spewed
I-man, look at your strife,
All about your "humor"…
I-man, look at your strife,
All about your "humor"…
I-Man sticking the knife,
Cranky boor
Aw you’re not much more
Dissin’ folks with a nasty mike --
It made you rich and cruel.
Jobs lost, Stetson’s off,
Pissy swings
And Molatovs
Slimy poison’s in your trough,
Tote it home with you.
I-Man take a look at your strife
It was caused by you
White men, some of them loved all
Your whole rank crew
Now your booksellin' guys
And you can't sell your spew
Alibis, look how they tried,
Running ‘round, to save your sound
Does it mean that much to them --
Demeaning stuff from you?
I-Man’s bigot blasts!
Lordy, how you slimed and sassed --
But it’s not condoned at last,
Roll it home, you’re through
I-Man take a look at your strife
It was caused by you
White men, some of them loved all
Your whole rank crew
Now your booksellin' guys
And you can't sell your spew
I-Man, look at your strife,
All about your "humor"…
I-man, look at your strife,
All about your "humor"…
All about your "humor"…
I-man, look at your strife,
All about your "humor"…
I-Man sticking the knife,
Cranky boor
Aw you’re not much more
Dissin’ folks with a nasty mike --
It made you rich and cruel.
Jobs lost, Stetson’s off,
Pissy swings
And Molatovs
Slimy poison’s in your trough,
Tote it home with you.
I-Man take a look at your strife
It was caused by you
White men, some of them loved all
Your whole rank crew
Now your booksellin' guys
And you can't sell your spew
Alibis, look how they tried,
Running ‘round, to save your sound
Does it mean that much to them --
Demeaning stuff from you?
I-Man’s bigot blasts!
Lordy, how you slimed and sassed --
But it’s not condoned at last,
Roll it home, you’re through
I-Man take a look at your strife
It was caused by you
White men, some of them loved all
Your whole rank crew
Now your booksellin' guys
And you can't sell your spew
I-Man, look at your strife,
All about your "humor"…
I-man, look at your strife,
All about your "humor"…
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Well done, SNtn. I though that his sponsors over reacted by abandoning Mr. Imus for one stupid comment (for which he immediately apologized and after the sponsors overlooked numerous previous stupid comments). But his sponsors made Mr. Imus a very rich man, and now that they have made him unemployed, he can't complain too much.
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