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Song Parodies -> "The Scissors and the Damage Done"
Original Song Title:
"The Needle and the Damage Done"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Young
Parody Song Title:
"The Scissors and the Damage Done"
Parody Written by:
MuDdLe
The Lyrics
I just can't get a good haircut.
Went into Great Clips with half-decent hair
Now everywhere I go the people stare
Oh, the damage done
The people stare and all the children cry
My girlfriend left me for another guy
Oh, the damage done
Said "Just a little off the sides and back"
But I...look like the victim of a shark attack
Oh, the damage done
She said "Don't worry" as she smacked her gum
I sat and thought that she seemed kinda dumb
Well, the damage done
Don't know what she used but I would bet my life
It was... safety scissors and a pocket knife
Oh, the damage done
Women seem wicked and the world unkind
When your...head looks like a mangled porcupine
Well, the damage done
I've seen the scissors and the damage done
Now I'm the ridicule of everyone
At least I know I'm not the only one
Now everywhere I go the people stare
Oh, the damage done
The people stare and all the children cry
My girlfriend left me for another guy
Oh, the damage done
Said "Just a little off the sides and back"
But I...look like the victim of a shark attack
Oh, the damage done
She said "Don't worry" as she smacked her gum
I sat and thought that she seemed kinda dumb
Well, the damage done
Don't know what she used but I would bet my life
It was... safety scissors and a pocket knife
Oh, the damage done
Women seem wicked and the world unkind
When your...head looks like a mangled porcupine
Well, the damage done
I've seen the scissors and the damage done
Now I'm the ridicule of everyone
At least I know I'm not the only one
Read the "..." as a slight pause or rest
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Excellent! My late mother worked at Great Clips before her death in 1999, and I went there recently. It's a shame how this once decent venture has fallen in its quality. Maybe Neil Young went there too. Have you've seen his latest cut?
I found this by clicking on the 'random' button. This isn't half bad, a cut above - there's not a lot you can do with the OS.
Yeah, I know about those haircuts from hell! But it will grow back, Sir !
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