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Song Parodies -> "Buttered Ham"

Original Song Title:

"Southern Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Buttered Ham"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

The Lyrics

"Southern Man"

Buttered ham better keep more fed
Don't forget what your cookbook said
Buttered taste gonna come at last
Now your sauces are burning fast
Buttered ham

I’d gnaw mutton and I’d gnaw yak
Jaw-bite clenchin’s and little snacks
Buttered ham when will you lay on rack?
I yearn feedin’ and full lips smacking
Chow on? Chow on? Ahhhhh….

Buttered ham better keep more fed
Don't forget what your cookbook said
Buttered taste gonna come at last
Now your sauces are burning fast
Buttered ham

Piggy smell your air is golden brown
I’ve seen your Dak ham plump and round
Where’s my cod, I’m gonna gut it now!
I yearn feedin’ and full lips smacking
Chow on? Chow on? Ahhhhh….
©2008 M. O'Neill

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John Barry - August 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Makes me crave bacon for breakfast.
alvin - August 28, 2008 - Report this comment
cleverly done, nicely paced and a good title switch
zvoidx - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
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