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Song Parodies -> "A Jury Made of All Her Peers"
Original Song Title:
"Still Crazy After All These Years"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul Simon
Parody Song Title:
"A Jury Made of All Her Peers"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
All rise, court is now in session, the honorable Judge Liv Tyler presiding. In the matter of The Shire v. Arwen Evenstar, a/k/a Her Royal Highness, Queen of the Elves, Princess of Wyoming, Duchess of Laramie, and Dame Commander of Amiright, the charge is Excessive Magic With Intent to Seduce. The accused pleads, "How Dare You?"
We know we all love her
each day and each night.
But the law says prosecution
is compiled.
And her destiny is tied up
with her hopes and her fears
with a jury made of all her peers.
Yes, a jury made of all her peers.
There's Catherine, the foreman
to match "bedroom eyes."
There's J-Lo to lean on
our old familiar ways.
Angelina, some love songs
for her reach our ears.
It's a jury made of all her peers.
Yes, a jury made of all her peers.
Argue this morning
as our love is dawning.
Can't put this girl away.
She'll never worry.
Why should she?
She's sure got it made.
Now we hear 'bout the verdict
and it leaves no scars.
We knew she'd be acquitted
this fine day.
Then the girls, to celebrate it
they take her out for some beers.
A jury made of all her peers.
Oh, a jury
a jury
A jury made of all her peers.
each day and each night.
But the law says prosecution
is compiled.
And her destiny is tied up
with her hopes and her fears
with a jury made of all her peers.
Yes, a jury made of all her peers.
There's Catherine, the foreman
to match "bedroom eyes."
There's J-Lo to lean on
our old familiar ways.
Angelina, some love songs
for her reach our ears.
It's a jury made of all her peers.
Yes, a jury made of all her peers.
Argue this morning
as our love is dawning.
Can't put this girl away.
She'll never worry.
Why should she?
She's sure got it made.
Now we hear 'bout the verdict
and it leaves no scars.
We knew she'd be acquitted
this fine day.
Then the girls, to celebrate it
they take her out for some beers.
A jury made of all her peers.
Oh, a jury
a jury
A jury made of all her peers.
Well, of course she would be found not guilty. After all, the jury was stacked. (Fill in any punchline you like, but I'll go with, "Like I said, a jury of her peers.") And, as her attorney, I would advise you to award her restitution.
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you're guilty of amusing me and i sentence you fives
Ditto Alvin's comment. I also charge you with amusing me and therefore I give you 5,5,5 life sentences!
I liked it, very smart!
Still no response from the now-exonerated defendant.
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